The Kick it Forward Podcast

⁠NEW MERCH DESIGNS AVAILABLE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ROT: The guys present their results after putting the PR feedback into action. Giorgio made BEER ice cream. Mmmmm beeeerrr. Whose Joke Is It Anyway? Visiting every pub in Aus. Harry prank calls Dr. Hogly Wogly's Tyler Texas BBQ. The world’s oldest food reviewer. Clip clop - the most confusing reel of all time. Schemes: how to get 5 FREE beers. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠JOIN OUR PATREON FOR HEAPS OF BONUS STUFF⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

⁠NEW MERCH DESIGNS AVAILABLE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ SPORT: Harry is nice to Josh about his new hat. Not. Giorgio makes a huge admission about his sporting career. Josh made a cake and it was good. Not. Usman SPEAKS: The real loser from Sandpaper gate. AFL Social media watch. Bowling Balls on marketplace. Climate Change Choir. Zion Williamson gets the wrong guy. LIV Golf bankrupt: The downfall broken down. Disrespect at the League World Cup. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠JOIN OUR PATREON FOR HEAPS OF BONUS STUFF⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

⁠NEW MERCH DESIGNS AVAILABLE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ROT: A farty listener SFX: submit yours to hello@kickitforward.com James joins the pod and digs up the Noah files. Whose Joke Is It Anyway: Blind Drunk Driver. The out of control party shut down by police. G reviews an ice cream maker. PR Pro Sarah shreds us to pieces. Schemes: Lowballing on marketplace, cheap coffee, & the strava vouchers hack. Karaoke piano bar UNLOCKED. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠JOIN OUR PATREON FOR HEAPS OF BONUS STUFF⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

ST KILDA A CAPELLA DISASTER INVESTIGATION ⁠NEW MERCH DESIGNS AVAILABLE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ROT: Josh hosted a festival pre-drinks and Harry reviewed it. BIG FIRE EMERGENCY. SA beat AUS: Whately’s blazer disaster Stuart McGills hot take. One Nation Candidate & St. Kilda’s A Capella Song. Loose But Change. SEN jokes. Football coach loses his shit. F1: Kimi world champion, Lance Strolls season in review. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠JOIN OUR PATREON FOR HEAPS OF BONUS STUFF⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

⁠NEW MERCH DESIGNS AVAILABLE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ROT: Stolen valor with the listener sfx. Plane Spotting + Finnair plane TOUR. Sketch tank winning sketch revealed. Biggest ferris wheel disasters. Harry hires KIF a PR Professional. The giant poo raisin. GTA 6 wild headlines. Schemes: Double beers from the bottleshop, save heaps of $$$ online food shopping, & FREE coffee. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠JOIN OUR PATREON FOR HEAPS OF BONUS STUFF⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

⁠NEW MERCH DESIGNS AVAILABLE⁠⁠⁠⁠ SPORT: Noah joins the pod. WE went to Sydney to drink beers. Josh gives an important muntal health update. Harry does some tech tests and goes tram spotting. G's WILD Dungeon & Dragons night + Hans Zimmer. SA BEAT AUS: HELICOPTERS WERE NEEDED. NBA Season kicks off, silly college ball player names. G's fantasy puns guessing game. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠JOIN OUR PATREON FOR HEAPS OF BONUS STUFF⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

⁠NEW MERCH DESIGNS AVAILABLE⁠⁠⁠⁠ ROT: Sketch Tank came to life at the KIF studios. Who will impress the sharks? Harry is at the pub with a MAJOR problem. G's Investigation: POOING NAKED. Just Waiting for a mate investigation update. Jokes about drinking 40 beers then stealing a flamingo. Schemes: Double points on pub plus & FREE RSL courtesy shuttle. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠JOIN OUR PATREON FOR HEAPS OF BONUS STUFF⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

⁠NEW MERCH DESIGNS AVAILABLE⁠⁠⁠⁠ SPORT: Harry is moving to Queensland. G is warming up to an Irish staple. Josh’s crazy crazy story. Cricket: Rain delays, is Nathan Lyon angry? Sam Newman reveals why Wayne Carey has left the pod. History created in the AFLW. Jake Stringers business ventures. Awkward commentary in the NFL Flubber vs Like Mike. Basketball: Ben Simmons INJURED, NBA tanking rule, and the biggest rivalry in the NBL. Talkback: YOUR feedback on our 2026 so far. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠JOIN OUR PATREON FOR HEAPS OF BONUS STUFF⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

⁠NEW MERCH DESIGNS AVAILABLE⁠⁠⁠ TGC: Australia sucks but they keep winning. The future of Test cricket is looking dire. India's stranglehold on the game. BBL Privatisation explained. Howie the lame Australian Man. Cease & Desist from the BCCI. Jay Shah the father of cricket. Was Justin Langer actually going to be England coach? Pat Cummins GLAZING. YOUR questions for TGC. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠JOIN OUR PATREON FOR HEAPS OF BONUS STUFF⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

NEW MERCH DESIGNS AVAILABLE⁠⁠⁠ ROT: The listener sound effect goes analogue & gets horny. Giorgio's riveting mixed berry investigation. Josh previews sketch tank. PLANE NEWS: We are going plane spotting at Melbourne airport. Yappers: Dating advice & a munted Hinge voice note. Giorgio honoured by his old school. Schemes: Crown ATM hack and a bro discovered farming. Mechanical bull business idea gets munted. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠JOIN OUR PATREON FOR HEAPS OF BONUS STUFF⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

⁠NEW MERCH DESIGNS AVAILABLE⁠⁠⁠ SPORT: Harry won the local bar cash jackpot... how did he spend it? Giorgio had a CRAZY weekend in Sorrento. Josh's WILD story about his hold man. Trade Week: KIF Trade Radio Up Late, Zak Butters offers were wild, & G's hectic trade suggestions. NUFFS: Bathurst FUEL DRAMA, Ben King nuffie notice, working from the Sheffield Shield, & Man City Fans go nuts. Cricket: Crowds are horrendous in South Africa, Smudge is a weapon, Renshaws REDEMPTION. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠JOIN OUR PATREON FOR HEAPS OF BONUS STUFF⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

⁠NEW MERCH DESIGNS AVAILABLE⁠⁠ ROT: GTA VI Developers have spared no details in the upcoming release. Schemes: There's a bank offering 100,000 Qantas points for one small* commitment. Harry's Big House: Controversy at Kits Beer Drinking Birthday Competition. Say Something: A Chinese hotel room horror. How fast could you travel around the world on commercial flights? Gongs galore!! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠JOIN OUR PATREON FOR HEAPS OF BONUS STUFF⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

NEW MERCH DESIGNS AVAILABLE⁠ SPORT: Josh brings in his old mate to kick off AFL TRADE WEEK! Giorgio is back from the sick bay with a rare medical condition. Harry's NOT even joking about what he saw. NUFFS 4 DAYS: Mark from the Limestone Coast, A Bombers hater with a new team song. Did the NRL GF Entertainment stack up? Man City boss accused of horrendous cheating. Ben Simmons is chilling + other cool bball stuff. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠JOIN OUR PATREON FOR HEAPS OF BONUS STUFF⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

NEW MERCH DESIGNS AVAILABLE ROT: We kick things off with a Mike Garlepp Compilation. Giorgio isn’t happy with the local pubs drink option. Josh’s personal business shoutout. Harry went looking for his bike and vlogged it. Yappers: Pet painter scam & grow your foreskin back! Say Something: Wharfie Time & angry teachers. Schemes: Save money on planes & the My Maccas app hack. Bartender pranks. Bunnings sells POO now? ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠JOIN OUR PATREON FOR HEAPS OF BONUS STUFF⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPORT: An hour of Josh & Harry crying after the AFL GF heartbreak. G's new Wharfie Time idea. Judith winning GF tickets at the darts challenge. Giorgio rubbing shoulders with the elite in the September club. Behind the scenes Kylie Minogue information. YOUR Calls sending us pretty much straight out abuse. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠JOIN OUR PATREON FOR HEAPS OF BONUS STUFF⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

ROT: Giorgio saves us time by recreating the pod by himself. Brownlow medal wrap - Jarman Impey opens up. Failed business ventures: WHAT is Bunnings Hairhouse? Ripper joke rewind: this one is ACTUAL funny. Schemes: Pubpluss app points hack, free shoe cleaning, cheap GF flights. Clapping when the plane lands. VLOG review. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠JOIN OUR PATREON FOR HEAPS OF BONUS STUFF⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Andrew Dillon: Wharfie Time at the Grand Final. Will quarter lengths be shortened? What they got wrong in 2026. Umpires going full time. Biggest threats to the AFL. The ARC Issues. Blind ranking annoying things. LEAKS in the AFL. Can West Coast ever recover? Why Essendon gets a hand out. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠JOIN OUR PATREON FOR HEAPS OF BONUS STUFF⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WIN GF TICKETS - ONE DART CHALLENGE⁠⁠ SPORT: Munted News Reporter Harry breaks down his strike mission to Sydney. Former Freo captain Shaun McManus, and premiership cup ambassador, joins the pod to run us through how many beers he’s going to have on GF day. Asking Qantas if we can borrow an A380 for travelling Freo fans. Tension flare at the Hawks Brisbane prelim final. HOW are we going to get tickets to the big dance. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠JOIN OUR PATREON FOR HEAPS OF BONUS STUFF⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WIN GF TICKETS - ONE DART CHALLENGE⁠ ROT: SNIPES DOCUMENTARY: Did Josh find the lyrical genius? GTA VI: Excuses to take the week off work, and playing the game is CHEATING. Bloke Things Podcast jokes. Say Something: Meth, and try before you buy. Schemes: Upbank money hack, Coles scheme, & the Virgin Scheme PATCHED. BIG BIG BIG GERMANY VLOG UPDATE. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠JOIN OUR PATREON FOR HEAPS OF BONUS STUFF⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kane Cornes sits down with Kick it Forward for a very special interview. We go through every single beef, which are settled, which are still going and Cornes reveals some of the lighter sides of being the human headline of the AFL media. Plus heaps of storm outs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WIN GF TICKETS - ONE DART CHALLENGE SPORT: Josh fires everyone up for the beer finals. NFL IN AUS WRAP! Beer Disneyland + LA Rams asleep. Calling American pubs to see if they enjoyed the game. Sky news ran a fake news story: the birth of MUNTED News. Tony Shaw DUH of the week. Was Wharfie Time actual needed, or necessary? Patty Voss goal run up analysis. NUFFS: NFL Drugs Celebration, Crows fans crying on 5AA, Catman is fed up, & Ashes prices tickets. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠JOIN OUR PATREON FOR HEAPS OF BONUS STUFF⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

⁠⁠NEW MERCH AVAILABLE NOW⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ROT: 70,000 Pints of Guinness go missing: time to tell some jokes. Spread Eagle Sprint: Did anyone beat Harry's time? Schemes: Free KFC & taking down Woolies. Ron Johnson hits us with a BOFA. One listeners truely harrowing passenger experience on an actual plane. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠JOIN OUR PATREON FOR HEAPS OF BONUS STUFF⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark Holdens new album HERE Mark Holdens Instagram ⁠⁠NEW MERCH AVAILABLE NOW⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Touchdown: His honest thoughts of Dicko. Hanging out with David Hasselhoff in LA. Watching terrible Aus Idol auditions. How & why he got fired by Aus Idol. The birth of the Touchdown. Working as a barrister post Aus Idol. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠JOIN OUR PATREON FOR HEAPS OF BONUS STUFF⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

GOAT NFL EVENT⁠ ⁠⁠⁠NEW MERCH AVAILABLE NOW⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ SPORT: We got some geography wizzes to help us WIN trivia. G's quiz on the quiz. Josh is OFF Twitter for good. Freo lose... and Harry has THREE prank calls lined up. AFL Player dog name puns. NFL players bored out of their brains. Dwayne Caller speechless. Crows fan costume is slightly off. Stealing Hutchies wifi. Cancelling a wedding for a better option. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠JOIN OUR PATREON FOR HEAPS OF BONUS STUFF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

⁠⁠NEW MERCH AVAILABLE NOW⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ROT: Harry met up the Beer marketplace seller, Beer. Giorgios Airline Lounge rap. Schemes: Free Dominoes Pizza & cheap 7/11 coffee. GTA IV UPDATE HELL YEAH. Josh got mooned in Mooney Ponds. Docklands Review: Osher bites back! Crane facts. Is "underrated & overrated" overrated? ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠JOIN OUR PATREON FOR HEAPS OF BONUS STUFF⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

⁠NEW MERCH AVAILABLE NOW⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ SPORT: We're recruiting for Sunday trivia. G's first bottomless brunch. Josh's "no footy allowed" dinner party. Jules Neale & Tess Crosley SPORTS GOSSIP. Wild Card Round jokes. Pendles sneaky exit from the Pies. Nuffs: Blues abroad tech issues, the Tigercast joke session, & the Spurs fans lose their mind. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠JOIN OUR PATREON FOR HEAPS OF BONUS STUFF⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

⁠NEW MERCH AVAILABLE NOW⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ROT: Buying beers off marketplace. List: Top 10 times/places that cigs don't count. Yappers: The 6 year old billionaire? Harry tears apart the Qantas safety video. Ripper Joke Rewind: A Japanese special. Josh's NGV story blows the house down. Spready Sprint update: Our first competitor. Schemes: Backlash from last week, $20 beer slabs, & free Guinness. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠JOIN OUR PATREON FOR HEAPS OF BONUS STUFF⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

⁠NEW MERCH AVAILABLE NOW⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Sport: Harry's unbelievable celeb spot in Kmart. G's Perth trip started with an illegal plane ride. Josh's big Collingwood players box NOTICE. Swans saga media feeding frenzy. Carlton home game conspiracy. MCC Sewerage leaks. Essendon's new coach on the pod. The most controversial SEN caller of the year. Street talk gone wild. Humanoid games. Sam Newman 1 hour monologue. Andy Roddick rips into Nick Kyrgios. David Hughes brings politics into AFL. Josh caught on CCTV. Tottenham suck. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠JOIN OUR PATREON FOR HEAPS OF BONUS STUFF⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

APPLY FOR THE SPREAD EAGLE SPRINT HERE NEW MERCH AVAILABLE NOW⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ROT: Harry apologises over a costly money error. G prank calls a pet shop #SAVAGE. National Split the G Comp wrap. Not everything went to plan... Lid Spinner comp attracts some crazy entrants. The Joke Generator fires back up. YOU CAN RUN THE SPREAD EAGLE SPRINT. Schemes: G chats to the actual Robin Hood of schemes. Find out how to get $7 Kayo and cheap GYG. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠JOIN OUR PATREON FOR HEAPS OF BONUS STUFF⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

NEW MERCH AVAILABLE NOW⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ SPORT: The boys give their honest feedback on TV's night of nights. AFL: A crowd fight at the MCG, Whately shreds Carltons season. Talkback: The idea that would end Essendon forever. Nuffy: Bring back Michael Voss, Salty Dawgs Docker Ditties, & Wayne Carey's NOT of the week. Cam Green tonnes up in Darwin. Aussie NBA players secret basketball meetup. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠JOIN OUR PATREON FOR HEAPS OF BONUS STUFF⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

NEW MERCH AVAILABLE NOW⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ROT: G debuts a new lid spinner of a segment. Can Harry's negotiating skills save the Split the G comp? Applicants for the fastest man in Richmond. Yappers: Gina Rinehart's touching words. Josh is one step closer to uncovering the truth about Australia's best rapper. Schemes: Bunnings hack, FREE STREAMING, & airport parking. Harry notices an ad that creates an experiment. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠JOIN OUR PATREON FOR HEAPS OF BONUS STUFF⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

NEW MERCH AVAILABLE NOW⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ SPORT: Saints Captain Cal Wilkie ON THE POD. Harry hungover at the aqaurium. Giorgio's BIG surprise for his dad in Perth. Josh's mates are actual THAT SAVAGE. Melbourne Demons are trolling Freo with their own Wharfie Time. Lachy Neale tours Collingwood. Harry denied entry to the MCC. TALKBACK: your crazy shoulds, ifs, and thens. Nuffs: ROWEY, the biggest cheater in Golf, and Martha Reeves has another go at the anthem. Angeball: Gianni Infantino is up to his old tricks. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠JOIN OUR PATREON FOR HEAPS OF BONUS STUFF⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

⁠⁠LIMITED EDITION HARRY'S VLOG MERCH HERE⁠⁠ ROT: WEATHER CHAT IS BACK Can you beat the fastest guy in Richmond? Our first athlete for the Split the G comp. Josh's NEW investigation: Where is Snipes? Yappers: Heather from Harcourt & Jerry Springer. The MOST DISGUSTING plane story ever. Schemes: Free Youtube Premium, free drinks on a Virgin flight, & free parking at Adelaide Oval. Odyssea prank call. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠JOIN OUR PATREON FOR HEAPS OF BONUS STUFF⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPLIT THE G COMP APPLICATION HERE⁠ ⁠LIMITED EDITION HARRY'S VLOG MERCH HERE⁠ SPORT: The most controversial thing in AFL this century. An apology to the Lord Newry Hotel. Local Facebook group gets Harry in BIG trouble. G got OWNED at the footy. Josh dropped a baby. Wharfie Time private charter flights fun facts. Jack Ginnivan huge realisation. The worst national anthem in history. Comm games wrap, Homer on the Chase. Lucas Herrington deal. Annie Knight gets everyones attention again. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠JOIN OUR PATREON FOR HEAPS OF BONUS STUFF⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPLIT THE G COMP APPLICATION HERE LIMITED EDITION HARRY'S VLOG MERCH HERE ROT: The listener SFX comes from INSIDE the pod! Split the G National competition announced. Josh's investigation into Hubbl (everyday i'm hubbl-in) Giorgio snitches on Josh & Harry. Schemes: FREE Tacos from Taco Bell, the King of the tuck shop, and free sandwiches (requires a broken back). Kids ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠JOIN OUR PATREON FOR HEAPS OF BONUS STUFF⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

*This podcast was recorded at the end of 2025 and was not in reaction to recently proposed capital gains and negative gearing changes.* The Great Housing Hijack reveals how vested interests pull the strings on the property market in Australia, and offers a solution for genuinely affordable housing for those who need it. Longlisted for the 2024 Australian Political Book of the Year Award Check out the book here. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

NEW MERCH AVAILABLE NOW⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ SPORT: Giorgio’s back from an exciting Bali holiday but makes us blind rank his boring weekend activities. Harry had dinner with someone VERY interesting in the aviation world. Josh… or private investigator? CASH REWARD offered! AFL: Arc or Mark? Lachie Neale features in Tik Tok, Fox Footy goes Hindi, & Derby Gone Woke? TALKBACK “NOTS”. Nuffs: Beau Mcreerys social media nightmare, Maclaren hate Piastri now or what? F1: Martin Brundle grid walk attack, Lance Stroll sucks. Rugby World Cup recycling other codes ads. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠JOIN OUR PATREON FOR HEAPS OF BONUS STUFF⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

NEW MERCH AVAILABLE NOW⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ROT: James is back to fill-in and brings us a "choose your own adventure". Josh shows us the song of the winter. Harry saw an A-Grade celeb, can you guess who it was? Yappers - the voice memo guy stirs the pot in the dating world. Josh's HUGHESY update. Things that are shaped slightly differently to what they normally are. SCHEMES: Free frog in a pond, how to steal a car, free Guinness. BEER ISLAND. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠JOIN OUR PATREON FOR HEAPS OF BONUS STUFF⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

NEW MERCH AVAILABLE NOW⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ SPORT: James joins the pod and has finally prepared something. Josh's review of Warrnambool: where are the rest of the Apostles? Harry spotted a HUGE celebrity: can you guess who? AFL: Essendon goated, sack Fraser, Hinkers heading to Tassy, & a new Telstra ad. TALKBACK: We hear your best "NOT" jokes. World Cup: Celebs galore in the half time show & the flag conspiracy. NUFFS: DeChambeau done for cheating at The Open and McIlroy isn't happy about it, Erling Haaland babies, & is Justin Langer back? ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠JOIN OUR PATREON FOR HEAPS OF BONUS STUFF⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

NEW MERCH AVAILABLE NOW⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ROT: Harry & Giorgio attempt the most hectic prank calls of all time. Josh introduces us to Count Bin Face. Why can't a dog go ice skating? Yappers: Harry's past self checks in with his future self. Making a million bucks a month isn't that much (according to Janard). Plane news takes a wild turn. Schemes: Geo hacking for cheap petrol & save thousands at the Nike store. Josh International beer debt. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠JOIN OUR PATREON FOR HEAPS OF BONUS STUFF⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

NEW MERCH AVAILABLE NOW⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ SPORT: Josh covers us legally by creating his own royalty free music Harry makes an unbelievable GUINNESS discovery. G's top 5 worst places to be hungover. AFL: Book the bus, Airlines price gouging ahead of GF, Harvey Langdon Burrito. NUFFS: Goodbye Baz Ball, Howie rage bait, Dwayne's callers bash the umpires, & Sam Newman has some tech issues. World Cup: Halland is a meme & spider cam controversy. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠JOIN OUR PATREON FOR HEAPS OF BONUS STUFF⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

NEW MERCH AVAILABLE NOW⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ROT: We're facing a Guinness defamation case from one of Irelands BEST pubs. Deciphering Josh's messages. Melbourne fart bomb attacks. Larry Emdur beer offer. Plane News: Harry's brutal review of Ryanair. MEGA SCHEMES: Endless free Bunnings vouchers, cheaper flights, free gaming headset, free parking, free soft drinks at the pokies. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠JOIN OUR PATREON FOR HEAPS OF BONUS STUFF⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

NEW MERCH AVAILABLE NOW⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ SPORT: WORLD CUP: The USA blatantly cheating? Pundits from all over the world weigh in on the Balogun red card scandal. Josh's World Cup stand up comedy club. Aussies Walmart chant goes off. LAME MP's jumping on the World Cup content. SBS is GOOOD! Harry's Amsterdam wrap & MAJOR vlog update. G's feedback for a less than impressive Pub DJ. AFL: Freo's "needed loss" guarantees them a flag & Maynard brawl hot take. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠JOIN OUR PATREON FOR HEAPS OF BONUS STUFF⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

NEW MERCH AVAILABLE NOW⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ VICE ARTICLE - I PLAYED THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN UNTIL I GOT KICKED OUT ROT: Josh gets bed bugs Giorgio with 2 fire schemes James fills in for Harry again The guys run a 10 hour random noise over the entire pod that spooks them A yapper session with Chris Griffen and people telling you no one cares about you. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Listener submitted KIF soundboard HERE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠JOIN OUR PATREON FOR HEAPS OF BONUS STUFF⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠JOIN OUR PATREON FOR HEAPS OF BONUS STUFF⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ SPORT: The top World Cup stories from the week Fremantle keep winning Port fans lose it at Rowey A new term for the AFL's ball-up James McLennan steps in for Harry for the week Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

NEW MERCH AVAILABLE NOW⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ROT: Dublin & Galway Wrap The Guinness Factory tour - a pro beer drinker UNDERCOVER. The Odea Castle. Schemes: Get your hands on FREE Olive oil!!! Plane News: Dusseldorf security, & the Airport T-shirt game. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Listener submitted KIF soundboard HERE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠JOIN OUR PATREON FOR HEAPS OF BONUS STUFF⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

NEW MERCH AVAILABLE NOW⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ SPORT: Tennis World number 5 BEN SHELTON joins the boys in Halle, Germany. Life on the ATP tour. His most hated parts of travel. Dating a professional athlete. Top 5 number of beers. He stars in a new sitcom Young Shelton. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Listener submitted KIF soundboard HERE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠JOIN OUR PATREON FOR HEAPS OF BONUS STUFF⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

NEW MERCH AVAILABLE NOW⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ROT: Things got TENSE when Josh met his 3 on 3 foe Nick Kyrgios in Germany. KIF are Ireland bound… Harry has a castle? Schemes: Free parking in WA, watch Kayo overseas, Doha Airport voucher, & the ski resort DISCOUNT. Yappers: Work 11 hours for a yapper in exchange for $0. Harry’s Hollandaise Schnitzel is the grossest thing in the actual world. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Listener submitted KIF soundboard HERE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠JOIN OUR PATREON FOR HEAPS OF BONUS STUFF⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

NEW MERCH AVAILABLE NOW⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ SPORT: German beer systems are the best in the world. Working at Halle with the ATP. World Cup: Giorgio’s Turkey jokes & try not to cringe challenge - USA commentary edition. AFL: Tennis sensation Andrey Rublev has strong words about James Hird’s coaching endeavours. Nuffs: USA Football chants could be the worst in the world. Do NOT speed in Germany. ⁠⁠⁠⁠Listener submitted KIF soundboard HERE⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠JOIN OUR PATREON FOR HEAPS OF BONUS STUFF⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

NEW MERCH AVAILABLE NOW⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ROT: We're off to IRELAND! We called to check if they have enough beer. Choc joins rot this week to guest host. Harry investigates Josh for a crime related to the NBA Celebrity game. Yappers: WHAT is Dave Hughes actual smoking. Plane News: The coolest plane opportunity ever was a hoax Schemes: Free Nandos, & stream any movie (new or old) for FREEEEE. ⁠⁠⁠Listener submitted KIF soundboard HERE⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠JOIN OUR PATREON FOR HEAPS OF BONUS STUFF⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices