You Cannot Be Serious

You Cannot Be Serious Podcast with Sam Newman

Sam Newman

966 - Episode 361 - Part 2 - Low Lifes, Journos, Archibald

You Cannot Be Serious is an independent Australian podcast hosted by Sam Newman, a former professional footballer and a long-standing figure in the country’s sports media landscape. Based in Melbourne, the program serves as an unfiltered platform for commentary on current events, sports, and societal trends. Newman, known for his career with the Geelong Football Club and his decades on television, brings a direct and often provocative perspective to a wide range of topics, ensuring the show remains a consistent source of debate within the Australian media sphere.

The podcast’s content is predominantly structured around topical chat and opinion pieces. While Australian Rules Football (AFL) serves as a frequent focal point—covering everything from on-field performance to the administrative decisions of the league—the scope of the show extends far beyond the sporting arena. Episodes regularly delve into local and national politics, international affairs, and cultural critiques. Common themes include the state of civil liberties, the evolution of social norms, and critiques of mainstream media reporting.

The format is conversational and typically features Newman alongside recurring co-hosts and guest contributors who share backgrounds in professional sports or journalism. This dynamic allows for a blend of insider sporting anecdotes and robust discussion on modern life. Episodes are frequently divided into multiple segments or parts, allowing the hosts to pivot from lighthearted banter to serious analysis of global political developments, such as the American electoral process or Victorian state governance.

Characterized by a straightforward production style, the show prioritizes the dialogue and personal opinions of its hosts over complex sound design. It caters to an audience looking for perspectives that often sit outside the conventional media consensus. By maintaining a frequent release schedule, the podcast provides timely reactions to the news cycle, positioned through the lens of one of Australia’s most recognizable and outspoken public figures. Through its mix of sports analysis and social commentary, the program continues to engage with a dedicated listenership interested in direct, unscripted discourse.

966 - Episode 361 - Part 2 - Low Lifes, Journos, Archibald
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You Cannot Be Serious is an independent Australian podcast hosted by Sam Newman, a former professional footballer and a long-standing figure in the country’s sports media landscape. Based in Melbourne, the program serves as an unfiltered platform for commentary on current events, sports, and societal trends. Newman, known for his career with the Geelong Football Club and his decades on television, brings a direct and often provocative perspective to a wide range of topics, ensuring the show remains a consistent source of debate within the Australian media sphere.

The podcast’s content is predominantly structured around topical chat and opinion pieces. While Australian Rules Football (AFL) serves as a frequent focal point—covering everything from on-field performance to the administrative decisions of the league—the scope of the show extends far beyond the sporting arena. Episodes regularly delve into local and national politics, international affairs, and cultural critiques. Common themes include the state of civil liberties, the evolution of social norms, and critiques of mainstream media reporting.

The format is conversational and typically features Newman alongside recurring co-hosts and guest contributors who share backgrounds in professional sports or journalism. This dynamic allows for a blend of insider sporting anecdotes and robust discussion on modern life. Episodes are frequently divided into multiple segments or parts, allowing the hosts to pivot from lighthearted banter to serious analysis of global political developments, such as the American electoral process or Victorian state governance.

Characterized by a straightforward production style, the show prioritizes the dialogue and personal opinions of its hosts over complex sound design. It caters to an audience looking for perspectives that often sit outside the conventional media consensus. By maintaining a frequent release schedule, the podcast provides timely reactions to the news cycle, positioned through the lens of one of Australia’s most recognizable and outspoken public figures. Through its mix of sports analysis and social commentary, the program continues to engage with a dedicated listenership interested in direct, unscripted discourse.

Episodes

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Episode 361 - Part 2 - Low Lifes, Journos, Archibald

Wed, 13 May 2026
965-

Episode 361 - Part 1 - Lame Duck, Gold, Ethics

Wed, 13 May 2026
964-

Episode 360 - Part 2 - Fiery Duck, WW eleven

Wed, 06 May 2026
963-

Episode 360 - Part 1 - Cow Eyes, Bribes

Wed, 06 May 2026
962-

Episode 359 - Part 3 - Zerafa and the Zoo

Thu, 30 Apr 2026