Sam Newman|1011 - Episode 384 - Renewables, Terror, Corruption
You Cannot Be Serious is an independent Australian podcast hosted by Sam Newman, a former professional footballer and a long-standing figure in the country’s sports media landscape. Based in Melbourne, the program serves as an unfiltered platform for commentary on current events, sports, and societal trends. Newman, known for his career with the Geelong Football Club and his decades on television, brings a direct and often provocative perspective to a wide range of topics, ensuring the show remains a consistent source of debate within the Australian media sphere.
The podcast’s content is predominantly structured around topical chat and opinion pieces. While Australian Rules Football (AFL) serves as a frequent focal point—covering everything from on-field performance to the administrative decisions of the league—the scope of the show extends far beyond the sporting arena. Episodes regularly delve into local and national politics, international affairs, and cultural critiques. Common themes include the state of civil liberties, the evolution of social norms, and critiques of mainstream media reporting.
The format is conversational and typically features Newman alongside recurring co-hosts and guest contributors who share backgrounds in professional sports or journalism. This dynamic allows for a blend of insider sporting anecdotes and robust discussion on modern life. Episodes are frequently divided into multiple segments or parts, allowing the hosts to pivot from lighthearted banter to serious analysis of global political developments, such as the American electoral process or Victorian state governance.
Characterized by a straightforward production style, the show prioritizes the dialogue and personal opinions of its hosts over complex sound design. It caters to an audience looking for perspectives that often sit outside the conventional media consensus. By maintaining a frequent release schedule, the podcast provides timely reactions to the news cycle, positioned through the lens of one of Australia’s most recognizable and outspoken public figures. Through its mix of sports analysis and social commentary, the program continues to engage with a dedicated listenership interested in direct, unscripted discourse.
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The speakers address recent podcast personnel changes, clarifying that Wayne Carey did not resign, before moving into discussions on rising political violence and radicalism in Europe and Australia. The conversation explores the challenges of social integration, the impact of radical Islamism, and the economic concerns surrounding wind farming.
The episode also covers various political scandals, including corruption rankings in Australia and internal conflicts within the Greens Party. Additionally, the hosts debate AFL drug testing policies and reflect on significant global events, such as a religious cult tragedy in Kenya and the political trajectory of One Nation.
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Wayne Carey did not resign from this podcast. He didn't walk away.
00:00:05 · The speaker clarifies the circumstances surrounding Wayne Carey's absence from the podcast to correct previous reports.
This car, it was like a four-wheel drive, big four-wheel drive, turned around and slammed into her twice.
00:03:53 · The speaker describes the details of a violent physical attack on Victorian politician Helen Haynes.
out of 182 nations, we ran 12th in government corruption.
00:17:05 · The speaker expresses shock at Australia's high ranking for government corruption in a global survey.
There's $20 trillion going into wind farming to wind turbines, and they produce 8% of the grid's electricity.
00:20:44 · The speaker uses these figures to argue that wind energy is not a cost-effective solution for global warming.
He asked people to wander into the forest in Kenya. His cult members wander in. 200 followed him into a forest in Kenya.
00:36:10 · The speaker recounts a tragic event involving a pastor and his followers in Kenya.
The speakers address recent podcast personnel changes, clarifying that Wayne Carey did not resign, before moving into discussions on rising political violence and radicalism in Europe and Australia. The conversation explores the challenges of social integration, the impact of radical Islamism, and the economic concerns surrounding wind farming.
The episode also covers various political scandals, including corruption rankings in Australia and internal conflicts within the Greens Party. Additionally, the hosts debate AFL drug testing policies and reflect on significant global events, such as a religious cult tragedy in Kenya and the political trajectory of One Nation.
Published21 Oct 2026
Duration39:52
Episodes
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Episode 384 - Renewables, Terror, Corruption
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The speakers address recent podcast personnel changes, clarifying that Wayne Carey did not resign, before moving into discussions on rising political violence and radicalism in Europe and Australia. The conversation explores the challenges of social integration, the impact of radical Islamism, and the economic concerns surrounding wind farming.
The episode also covers various political scandals, including corruption rankings in Australia and internal conflicts within the Greens Party. Additionally, the hosts debate AFL drug testing policies and reflect on significant global events, such as a religious cult tragedy in Kenya and the political trajectory of One Nation.
21 Oct 2026
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Episode 383 - Red Meat
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The speaker addresses his decision to stop hosting with Wayne Carey, citing the difficulty of discussing controversial topics without media attacks. The episode covers a wide range of social and political issues in Australia and abroad, including crime rates, migration, and recent scandals within the Sydney Swans.
The discussion further explores the impact of cancel culture on public figures, inequities in the legal system, and drug use in professional sports. The conversation concludes with an analysis of global politics, covering unrest in France, the rise of nationalist leaders, and debates surrounding national identity and taxation.
14 Oct 2026
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Episode 382 - Part 2 - Ian Cook
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The host welcomes Ian Cook, an independent candidate for the seat of Mulgrave, to discuss his experiences as a victim of alleged corruption by the former Andrews government. Cook details how his food distribution business was driven out of business through orchestrated legal charges and council interference.
Cook argues that this culture of corruption has spread across federal, state, and local levels, impacting infrastructure and public safety in Victoria. He outlines his motivations for running as an independent, his views on various political parties, and the personal sacrifices made during his long-standing fight against alleged government misconduct.
07 Oct 2026
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Episode 382 - Part 1 - Who's Who in the Zoo
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The hosts begin by discussing recent communication difficulties caused by travel and connectivity issues before diving into AFL news, including the Brisbane Lions' premiership, coaching controversies involving Alastair Clarkson, and the Sydney Swans. The conversation explores the ethics of public opinion on player scandals and covers significant coaching moves, such as John Longmire to Essendon and Jamie Graham at North Melbourne.
The episode also addresses AFL myths regarding playing styles and player movements like Toby Green to Geelong. Shifting to broader themes, the speakers discuss US military recruitment policies, immigration and social unrest in Europe, and the impact of 'welcome to country' ceremonies at sporting events. The discussion concludes with topics ranging from political proposals for dogs in pubs to the massive financial implications of concussion lawsuits in professional contact sports.
07 Oct 2026
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Episode 381 - Part 2 - Being Played
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The speaker criticizes media outlets like the Daily Mail, Channel 9, and the ABC for perceived hypocrisy and bias regarding controversial statements. He discusses his support for Pauline Hanson's views on immigration and historical settlement, while also touching upon AFL controversies and religious practices in other countries.
The episode further explores political tensions in Australia and the US, praising Donald Trump's global influence and Pauline Hanson's approach to media. The speaker also critiques 'Welcome to Country' ceremonies and political figures like Lydia Thorpe, arguing that such elements create division within the country.
30 Sep 2026
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Episode 381 - Part 1 - AFL Review
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The speaker discusses his decision to move to Europe due to dissatisfaction with the Victorian government and reflects on his career as an interviewer, emphasizing his commitment to verbatim reporting. He also warns about the prevalence of AI-generated misinformation on social media.
The episode continues with a critique of AFL leadership, coaching changes, and declining umpiring standards. The speaker further addresses the superficiality of the Brownlow Medal and laments the intense media scrutiny placed on athletes' personal lives following recent controversies involving the Sydney Swans.
30 Sep 2026
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Episode 380 - Ducking and Weaving
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The hosts dive into recent AFL controversies, ranging from Brownlow Medal voting debates and disputes over the Goal of the Year to controversial umpiring decisions involving Jarman Impey and Geelong. The discussion also covers player conduct, including Lockie Neal's jumper punch and the disciplinary implications for the Sydney Swans players.
Looking ahead, the episode explores the leadership landscape at North Melbourne following Alastair Clarkson's departure and previews the upcoming AFL Grand Final between Brisbane and Fremantle. The hosts conclude with reflections on the NFL's impact in Melbourne and their final predictions for the premiership and Norm Smith Medal.
23 Sep 2026
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Episode 379 - Part 2 - Sex, Money, Power, Charisma
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The speakers examine various controversies within Australian sport, specifically criticizing the media's treatment of Sydney Swans players and allegations of racism at Hawthorn. They argue against a 'media kangaroo court' and the imposition of 'woke' agendas on professional athletes.
The discussion further explores themes of mediocrity in society, political corruption involving Qantas, and the personal struggles of figures like Ben Cousins. The episode also touches upon US politics, including the influence of Donald Trump and the impact of midterm elections.
16 Sep 2026
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Episode 379 - Part 1 - Tail Wagging Dog
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The hosts reflect on the evolution of their podcast, addressing past controversies involving the AFL and debates surrounding cancel culture. The conversation explores political commentary regarding Pauline Hanson and the media's use of 'far-right' labels to discredit her supporters.
The episode also features a critique of 'woke' cultural practices in Australia, specifically focusing on Indigenous ceremonies, land rights claims, and the renaming of landmarks like Uluru. The speakers express frustration with what they perceive as a political agenda aimed at erasing European settlement history.
16 Sep 2026
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Episode 378 - Musings from Afar
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Speaking from Kosovo, the host discusses recent sporting controversies, including investigations into the Sydney Swans and criticisms of AFL leadership. The episode also explores broader social and political themes, touching upon land claims in Australia, the rise of One Nation, and concerns regarding immigration and cultural identity.
09 Sep 2026
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Episode 377 - Part 2 - Real Opinions
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The hosts discuss a media personality's alleged dating scandal and criticize the potential hypocrisy of journalists reporting on it. The conversation shifts to political topics, including One Nation's popularity, the reinstatement of Australia Day in Melbourne, and reflections on COVID-19 restrictions in Victoria.
The speakers also address controversial topics including gender identity in sports, legal comparisons regarding bail for Nicky Winmar and Ralph Carr, and recent allegations involving Mitch Cleary. The segment concludes with discussions on 'Welcome to Country' ceremonies and criticisms of media coverage.
02 Sep 2026
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Episode 377 - Part 1 - Selected Opinions
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The hosts discuss recent controversies involving Sydney Swans players and the media's role in public judgment, alongside an analysis of how player statistics influence Brownlow Medal voting. The conversation also covers AFL finals predictions for matchups involving Fremantle, Hawthorn, Geelong, Carlton, and Brisbane.
The episode further explores Scott Pendlebury's new dual role with the Gold Coast, critiques recent comments made by Sydney CEO Andrew Dillon, and concludes with a prediction for the elimination final between the Crows and Bulldogs.
02 Sep 2026
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Episode 376 - Part 2 - Minor Pickings
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This episode features a discussion on recent developments within the AFL, including coaching changes at Essendon and Greater West Sydney, and legal disputes involving Melbourne Football Club's former CEO. The conversation shifts to broader social and political critiques, addressing topics such as gender diversity committees in sports, immigration impacts on the Australian job market, and concerns regarding curriculum influences in schools. The host concludes by discussing the program's long-standing commitment to independent broadcasting without corporate sponsorship.
24 Aug 2026
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Episode 376 - Part 1 - Hysteria Reigns
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In this episode of You Cannot Be Serious, the host addresses the ongoing controversy involving Sydney Swans players following an incident in Melbourne. The discussion centers on the lack of criminal charges following allegations of drug use and inappropriate conduct at a hotel. The host argues against severe sporting sanctions like suspensions, suggesting instead that heavy financial fines would be a more appropriate way to hold players accountable without damaging the club's finals campaign.
The episode also critiques the involvement of legal teams and the media's role in amplifying the scandal. The host examines the details surrounding the presence of sex workers at the scene and questions the claims of trauma, while calling for the AFL to resolve the matter quickly through financial penalties to prevent a lasting stain on the competition.
24 Aug 2026
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Episode 375 - Part 2 - Can we be saved
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The speakers examine the rise of right-wing political movements, linking figures like Donald Trump and Nigel Farage to growing concerns over immigration and national identity. They criticize mainstream media bias, specifically targeting the ABC, and discuss the impact of 'cancel culture' on free speech.
The conversation further explores political grievances including government funding of activist groups, the economic aftermath of COVID-19 policies in Victoria, and the influence of the 'deep state' on global conflicts involving Russia and Ukraine. The episode concludes with a discussion on Australian political accountability and a personal travel update.
19 Aug 2026
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Episode 375 - Part 1 - Specifically Speaking
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The speaker addresses recent controversies, including his use of the term 'buyer's remorse' regarding Ralph Carr and Guy Sebastian, as well as allegations involving Swans players. He critiques the AFL's formation of a gender diversity committee and comments on political hypocrisy.
The episode also covers scandals surrounding the Logies, the implications of AI on accountability, and upcoming sporting events like the Brownlow Medal. The discussion concludes with AFL game predictions and analysis for the upcoming round of matches.
19 Aug 2026
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Episode 374 - Part 2 -Family Affair
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The speakers discuss the motivations behind podcasting, with Doug explaining his use of the platform to push back against misinformation and 'gutter journalism.' The conversation covers AFL news, including women's game integration, controversy surrounding concussion-related contracts, and the impact of new finals formats.
The episode also addresses the AFL's relationship with betting agencies, the rise of eGames, and serious concerns regarding child safety in schools. The discussion concludes with a look at systemic corruption and the hosts providing their AFL betting tips for the upcoming round.
12 Aug 2026
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Episode 374 - Part 1 -Simpletons Exposed
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In this episode, the host addresses recent intense media backlash and character assassination following comments made on a previous podcast. He discusses the controversy surrounding his use of the term 'buyer's remorse' in relation to an incident involving Ralph Carr, arguing that his words were deliberately taken out of context by social media users and news organisations to create a feeding frenzy.
The host further critiques what he describes as a hypocritical media landscape, citing examples of selective outrage regarding political figures and the treatment of controversial interview subjects. He defends his right to express opinions and asserts that he has no regrets about his statements, provided they are understood within their original context.
12 Aug 2026
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Episode 373 - Part 2 - Fake Win, The Wizard
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The hosts discuss political alignment and the impact of government decisions on sporting events like the Commonwealth Games, before moving into an in-depth AFL analysis. The conversation covers Carlton's finals prospects, coaching critiques, and the challenges of comparing modern players to legends of past eras.
The episode also explores AFL coaching predictions regarding North Melbourne, the expansion of the Tasmanian football team, and land use regulations in Australia. The segment concludes with a story about a golfer's practical joke and the host's weekly AFL game tips.
05 Aug 2026
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Episode 373 - Part 1 - 9.85 & Silly Gilly
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The speakers share travel anecdotes from Sicily, including language barriers and internet difficulties, before transitioning into discussions on media accountability and the impact of political criticism. The episode also covers AFL player regulations, legal news involving Ralph Carr, and debates surrounding identity in legal cases.
The conversation further explores concerns regarding sex education in schools and the preservation of Western values amidst immigration. The episode concludes with a discussion on political figures and a transition toward sports.
05 Aug 2026
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Episode 372 - Part 2 - Who's Not Corrupt
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Recorded from Calabria, Italy, this episode features a wide-ranging monologue covering AFL predictions, Australian politics, and international affairs. The speaker discusses the legitimacy of the Brownlow Medal, critiques the Victorian state government, and addresses allegations regarding political donations involving the Prime Minister.
The commentary extends to US politics, specifically examining the investigations into Donald Trump and the actions of officials from the Obama administration. The episode concludes with reflections on the Melbourne Wheel, criticisms of European sports broadcasting, and a series of football tips attributed to Wayne 'the Duck' Carey.
29 Jul 2026
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Episode 372 - Part 1 - Booing, Pay Dirt, Frauds
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Sam calls in from a medieval town in Calabria, Italy, sharing anecdotes about being mistaken for Harrison Ford and discussing his recent experience at an AFL function. The conversation shifts to political commentary regarding the Victorian state government, the Commonwealth Games, and allegations surrounding Gina Rinehart's donation.
The speakers also debate themes of free speech, specifically whether booing in sports is a legitimate expression of grievance or an issue of incivility. Additionally, they criticize certain media figures for character assassination and a lack of accountability regarding past reporting on football scandals.
29 Jul 2026
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Episode 371 - Part 2 - Ken, Sandy, Messe
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The speakers reflect on the global impact of sporting icons like Messi, Muhammad Ali, and Michael Jordan before diving into AFL news, specifically Ken Hinkley's appointment as coach for the Tasmanian Devils and the potential challenges facing the new franchise. The conversation also explores broader league issues, including player payments, competition balance, umpiring consistency, and technology.
The episode concludes with a series of AFL match predictions, covering matchups such as Crows versus Collingwood and the Fremantle versus West Coast derby, followed by a lighthearted discussion about an upcoming meeting.
22 Jul 2026
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Episode 371 - Part 1 - Europe v Australia
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The speakers begin with updates on their health and a discussion regarding the archaeological significance of Pompeii and Mount Vesuvius. The conversation then transitions into a critique of Australian identity, immigration, and government policies concerning 'Welcome to Country' and place names.
The episode also covers social and political issues in Victoria, including economic hardship, rising crime, and allegations of corruption surrounding the Commonwealth Games. Additionally, the speakers address recent news regarding drone usage in policing and the Prime Minister's absence from an Indigenous festival.
22 Jul 2026
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Episode 370 - Part 2 - No Go Zones, Hinch
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15 Jul 2026
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Episode 370 - Part 1 - Trump, Ump's Refs
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15 Jul 2026
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Episode 369 - Part 3 - Absent Duck
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08 Jul 2026
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Episode 369- Part 2 - Rules for Some
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08 Jul 2026
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Episode 369 - Part 1 - Insufferable Serena, Suffering Soccer
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08 Jul 2026
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Episode 368 - Part 3 - About Karl
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01 Jul 2026
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Episode 368 - Part 3 - The Bible, Vegan, Joint
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Episode 368 - Part 1 - The Dawning of the Duck
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Episode 367 - Part 2 - Ducking & Weaving
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24 Jun 2026
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Episode 367 - Part 1 = Whistle Blowers
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24 Jun 2026
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Episode 366 - Part 2 - UFC, MCC, AFL
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17 Jun 2026
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Episode 366 - Part 1 - HoF, MND, W2C
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17 Jun 2026
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Episode 365 - Part 1 - Home and Away
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10 Jun 2026
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Episode 364 - Part 2 - Speed, Skiddies, 007
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03 Jun 2026
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Episode 364 - Part 1 - Ahead of the Curve - Again
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03 Jun 2026
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Episode 363 - Part 2 - Neale, Bluey, Brad
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27 May 2026
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Episode 363 - Part 1 - Luggageless, Knickerless, Nichollsless
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27 May 2026
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Episode 362 - Part 4 - Pilot James Nixon
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Sam Newman sat down with James Nixon who is a retired pilot for Emirates.
22 May 2026
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Episode 362 - Part 3 - Political Lies
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21 May 2026
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Episode 362 - Part 2 - Devils, Tigers & Scotland
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20 May 2026
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Episode 362 - Part 1 - Duck Neck, Gala Round
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20 May 2026
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Episode 361 - Part 2 - Low Lifes, Journos, Archibald