Jonesy & Amanda

Halloween-themed Fast Five, ant wars, awkward funeral-to-flashmob stories, and a live Friday Feel Sessions performance from Thirsty Merc 🤣🎃 Jonesy and Amanda kick off the Friday show with plenty of Halloween chat, from trick-or-treat disasters to a spooky Fast Five quiz that puts horror fan Ken to the test. They also dive into a bizarre ant war that's been raging for decades, debate whether it's worse to lick the bottom of your shoe or chew mystery gum from under a desk, and Brendan shares the unbelievable story of leaving his uncle's funeral to perform in a Bollywood flash mob. Plus, Elton John's celebrity dinner parties, Jenna's latest social media wrap-up, a lucky listener wins $2,000 on Instagrand, and Thirsty Merc stop by for a special Friday Feel Sessions performance of their Aussie classic, In The Summertime. ☀️🎶 Listen now and start your weekend with plenty of laughs. 🎧 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Digital Jenna (Jenna Benson) joins Jonesy & Amanda with what's been trending on the @jonesyandamanda socials this week! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nothing says Aussie summer quite like Thirsty Merc's "In The Summertime." ☀️🎵 As part of our Friday Feels session, Ray Thistlethwaite and Phil Stack joined Jonesy & Amanda to perform the band's classic hit live in the Gold studio. Sing along to one of Australia's most-loved road trip anthems and get ready for a dose of nostalgia that'll have you dreaming of sunny days, open roads and summer holidays. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Before hitting the road for their 20 Good Regions Tour, Thirsty Merc's Ray Thistlethwaite and Phil Stack joined Jonesy & Amanda for a chat about how the band first came together, their regional Australian roots, and the friendship that's kept them going for more than two decades. The pair look back on meeting as teenagers, life on the road, and why touring still feels like a school camp all these years later. Plus, Ray reveals what it's like performing with legendary rock band Toto between Thirsty Merc tours. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Amanda shares an emotional recap of her unforgettable night seeing Hans Zimmer live, explaining why the legendary composer's music hit harder than ever. From The Lion King and Interstellar to Gladiator and The Dark Knight, Jonesy remains determined to compare every soundtrack to a theme park queue. Olympic champion Ariarne Titmus joins the show to discuss retirement, life after swimming, getting engaged and her new memoir Relentless. Also in this episode: Gen Y Ry leaves the show early to perform in his grandmother's play The Fast Five returns with Robbie Williams tickets up for grabs Amanda receives a heartfelt handmade tribute to Mini Princess Margaret's surprising thoughts on champagne drinkers Human composting heads toward becoming legal in NSW Gen Z's new version of the Contiki tour has Jonesy and Amanda reminiscing about the wild travel stories of the past The Pub Test: Does human composting pass? A mix of laughs, nostalgia, royal gossip, travel tales and one very passionate Hans Zimmer review. 🎶🏅✈️👑…

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Olympic swimming legend Ariarne Titmus joins Jonesy & Amanda to chat about her decision to retire while still at the peak of her powers, holding a world record and fresh off an incredible Olympic career. She reflects on the pressure of racing on the world stage, reveals every swimmer's biggest fear in the pool, and shares why she still loves swimming despite stepping away from competition. Plus, Ariarne opens up about life after retirement, getting engaged, and her brand-new memoir, Relentless, which she says could be the perfect Christmas gift for girl dads everywhere. 🥇📖🏊‍♀️ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Known for its wild nights and whirlwind European adventures, Contiki is reinventing itself for a new generation of travellers. With Gen Z drinking less and prioritising wellness, culture and meaningful experiences, the iconic travel brand is moving away from its party-first reputation and embracing a more balanced approach to travel. What do you think: is this the future of holidays? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Princess Margaret's former lady-in-waiting has lifted the lid on the royal's surprising daily habits, including a routine that reportedly involved vodka, wine and whisky from mid-morning. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Amanda Keller was left deeply moved after attending a Hans Zimmer concert, describing the experience as one she'll never forget. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Amanda opens a Border Collie advent calendar in October, sparking a heated debate about early Christmas decorations and whether she's officially become a Christmas "keeno." 🎄😂 Plus: The Fast Five quiz goes completely off the rails TikTok Tucker tries Colombia's bizarre hot chocolate with cheese ☕🧀 Amanda unloads on Billy Corgan's controversial comments about his 25-year age-gap relationship Listeners reveal the collectibles they thought would make them rich... and the ones that actually did 💰 Hamish Blake joins the show to talk about his new series Unskilled Adult See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dictionary.com has revealed its Word of the Year, and we have thoughts. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Amanda Keller took a trip down memory lane after hearing about Hamish Blake's new show Unskilled Adult, recalling her own TV special Working Girl. From walking around the top of Sydney's Centrepoint Tower to working as a clown at a kids' party, Amanda tried just about everything. But one assignment stands out above the rest: filming in a strip club while pretending to be an exotic dancer. Safe to say, it didn't go exactly to plan. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fresh off serving as a groomsman at Andy Lee’s New York wedding, Hamish Blake joins Jonesy & Amanda to share a hilarious behind-the-scenes moment from the big day before diving into his brand-new Stan series, Unskilled Adult. Hamish explains why he decided to learn practical skills at 44, how he takes on real jobs with zero experience, and the pressure of having paying clients judge his work. From welding and construction to sewing and cooking, nothing is off limits. Plus, Jonesy reveals some of his own surprising trade skills from before radio. Can Hamish really pull off these jobs without ending up on A Current Affair? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy Corgan is defending the 26-year age gap between himself and wife Chloe Mendel, calling it an “advantage” and crediting her with helping him find the family life he says he never had. The Smashing Pumpkins frontman's comments have sparked plenty of debate online. What do you think? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's that time of the week again... TIKTOK TUCKER! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tin Hat Tuesday is back, and this week's theories are wilder than ever. Did the infamous blue-and-black dress actually split us into an alternate timeline? Is Mark Wahlberg secretly linked to international espionage? And are the ultra-wealthy really hosting dinner parties where mermaids are on the menu? Jonesy and Amanda dive headfirst into some of the internet's strangest conspiracies, plus hear some listener theories that are just as unbelievable. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Big Sultana has officially been unveiled in Mildura, standing more than five metres tall and celebrating 100 years of dried fruit production in the Sunraysia region. Complete with a giant grin, the quirky landmark is already turning heads and joining Australia’s growing collection of iconic "big things." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A new Netflix docuseries, The One About Matthew Perry, takes an intimate look at the life, career and struggles of the beloved Friends star. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jonesy's nephew's 30th birthday was supposed to be a simple family celebration... but things quickly went off the rails. After a day that included pub stops, yum cha, arm wrestling, a smoky bar and a very questionable escalator encounter, Jonesy turned up to work sporting a collection of fresh battle scars. Amanda digs into exactly what happened, while the team tackles a surprisingly heated debate: if the guest of honour can't make it, do you tell everyone before the party starts? Jonesy and his wife Helen couldn't agree, so they put it to the listeners. Plus, Peter FitzSimons joins the show to discuss the race to conquer Everest. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Did George Mallory reach the summit of Mount Everest decades before Sir Edmund Hillary? 🤔 Author Peter FitzSimons joins Jonesy & Amanda to discuss his new book The Race to the Top of the World, diving into one of history's greatest mountaineering mysteries. From Mallory's disappearance high on Everest in 1924 to Hillary's historic ascent and a remarkable encounter with Neil Armstrong at the North Pole, this is a fascinating story of exploration, ambition and human endurance. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s Friday and the vibes are high! 🎉 Jonesy and Amanda kick off the show with tales of Amanda’s tennis triumph (according to Amanda), a questionable tuberculosis meat story, and a Fast Five that goes spectacularly off the rails. Plus, they debate whether you’d choose 10 years as a billionaire or a long life with no money, uncover some surprisingly embarrassing everyday moments, and Brendan discovers his dream destination: a specialty caster store. Then it’s a very special Friday Feels Session as Aussie favourites Youth Group join the show to celebrate 30 years together and perform a stunning acoustic version of Forever Young that leaves the team emotional. Plus, Instagrand, social media highlights with Jenna, and Jill from Jindalee’s unforgettable surprise performance. Featuring: Youth Group live, Fast Five, Instagram, Water Cooler Chat, and all the usual Jonesy & Amanda chaos. 🎙️✨ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jenna Benson (Digital Jenna) joins Jonesy & Amanda with what's been trending on the @jonesyandamanda socials this week! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

As part of Jonesy & Amanda's Friday Feels, Australian indie rock favourites Youth Group perform a special live acoustic version of their iconic hit, Forever Young. Celebrating 20 years since the song became a cultural phenomenon, the band strips things back for an intimate performance that captures all the nostalgia, emotion and timeless appeal of the beloved classic. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ahead of their 30th anniversary tour, Youth Group's Toby Martin and Patrick Matthews join Jonesy & Amanda for Friday Feels. The band reflects on the surreal moment Forever Young exploded after featuring on The OC, why they missed most of their own success, and the lasting impact the song has had on fans over the years. Plus, they discuss recording an acoustic version for the song's 20th anniversary and perform the iconic track live in the studio. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We dive into a thought-provoking question: would you rather be a billionaire with only 10 years to live or be poor but healthy until you're 100? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sibling rivalry is alive and well in today’s show! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Take that, Cameron (Amanda's brother)! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fashion and beauty icon Trinny Woodall joins the show for a candid conversation about style, confidence, aging, and why women over 40 deserve better representation. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tom Gleeson's story about his mum making homemade board shorts opened the floodgates! 😂 Jonesy & Amanda relive the fashion horrors of the '70s, '80s and '90s, from homemade tracksuits and knitted jumpers to custom-made board shorts with questionable branding. Listeners also share the most embarrassing outfits their mums made them wear, and the stories are painfully relatable. Plus: 🎤 A caller stuns everyone with an incredible rendition of All By Myself 🩳 Tom Gleeson reveals the truth about his homemade boardies 🍠 TikTok Tucker takes on a sugar-loaded Thanksgiving recipe 🎈 The unbelievable Laura Buxton balloon coincidence What’s the most embarrassing thing your mum ever made for you to wear? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One girl released a balloon with her name and address attached. When it landed more than 200 kilometres away, it was found by another girl with the exact same name: Laura Buxton. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's that time of the week... TIKTOK TUCKER! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tom Gleeson joins Jonesy & Amanda to chat about his new stand-up tour Out Of Touch, why he's leaning into the idea that he's become unrelatable, and how success has changed his perspective. But the conversation takes a surprising turn as Tom opens up about losing the family farm while he was at boarding school, the financial struggles his family faced, and the homemade board shorts his mum made to save money. He also reflects on how his parents rebuilt their lives from scratch and reveals an unlikely piano industry rivalry. Plus, Tom shares why audiences keep paying to hear him brag about his success, despite a cost-of-living crisis. Listen now for laughs, life lessons, and a side of Kawai vs Yamaha drama. 🎙️😂 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Amanda reveals a bizarre dream where she and Jonesy were hosting a radio event alongside Miss Nude Australia, sparking a hilarious conversation about dreams, beauty pageants and one of Jonesy's strangest career offers. Plus, the team tackle the Fast Five, discuss the documentary everyone is talking about on Elizabeth Holmes, and dive into some wild conspiracy theories for Tin Hat Tuesday, including the claim that Gilligan from Gilligan's Island was actually Satan. 🎙️ In this episode: Amanda's very unusual dream Jonesy's Miss Nude Australia story Fast Five trivia chaos The Elizabeth Holmes documentary everyone is buzzing about Tin Hat Tuesday conspiracy theories Gilligan's Island's seven deadly sins theory The mystery of Oak Island See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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A new documentary about infamous Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes is generating huge buzz before its Australian release. 🎬 Em Gillespie joins Jonesy & Amanda to unpack You Can See Everything, a documentary filmed in the 34 days before Holmes began her prison sentence for one of Silicon Valley’s biggest fraud scandals. Why did Holmes agree to be followed by comedian Nathan Fielder? And could this become the most talked-about documentary of the year? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Amanda can't get over Jonesy flushing her hard-boiled egg down the toilet, and what starts as a simple office disagreement quickly turns into one of the strangest debates the show has ever had. Was Jonesy preventing a smelly office disaster, or is flushing an egg completely bizarre? Plus, Gold Logie winner Sam Pang joins the show ahead of the new season of Sam Pang Tonight, listeners share their horror stories for the "It Was Brand New!" segment, including new cars, motorbikes and prized possessions ruined almost immediately, and the team debates whether new puppy owners should be entitled to paid leave. 🥚 The great egg-flushing controversy 🎤 Sam Pang returns to TV and joins the show 🚗 "It Was Brand New!" and the heartbreak of instant damage 🐶 Should puppy parents get paid leave? A chaotic Monday featuring toilet talk, terrible timing, and some truly tragic brand-new disasters. 😂🚽🚗 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

She says her puppy is her baby. Her boss says maternity leave doesn't apply. 🐶 After requesting 8 weeks of paid leave for her new dog, the debate has exploded online. Whose side are you on? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gold Logie winner Sam Pang joins Jonesy & Amanda to chat about the return of Sam Pang Tonight. Has winning Australian TV's biggest award changed him? Sam reflects on his Gold Logie victory, attending the Logies as a nominee rather than the host, and what viewers can expect from the new season of his hit show. Plus, he discusses interviewing UFC champion Alexander Volkanovski, working alongside Kitty Flanagan, and reveals the hilarious song he'd choose if he ever stepped into the octagon. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Friday, which means another incredible Friday Feels Session! 🎶 Australian star Gabriella Cilmi joins Jonesy & Amanda to perform her iconic hit Sweet About Me and opens up about her return to music after years away from the spotlight. Plus, the team tackles a surprisingly divisive question: Would you rather be stuck in a lift for 10 minutes with a complete stranger or someone you vaguely know? 🎤 Gabriella Cilmi live 🎲 Fast Five trivia 🛗 Stranger vs acquaintance lift debate 🦋 The butterfly effect explained 😂 Classic Jonesy & Amanda banter Listen now! 🎧 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jenna Benson (Digital Jenna) joins Jonesy & Amanda with what's been trending on the @jonesyandamanda socials this week! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gabriella Cilmi burst onto the music scene at just 16 with her global hit Sweet About Me, earning six ARIA Awards and becoming one of Australia's biggest young stars. But behind the success, fame came with challenges. Joining Jonesy & Amanda ahead of her Friday Feels Session performance, Gabriella opens up about stepping away from the spotlight, finding her way back to music after 13 years, and why her brand-new album feels like the record she was always meant to make. Plus, she reflects on the whirlwind success of Sweet About Me and performs the classic hit live in the GOLD studio. 🎶✨ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

🎶 Gabriella Cilmi is back! From her breakout hit at 16 to a brand-new chapter in music, Gabriella joined Jonesy & Amanda's Friday Feels Session for a special live performance of the song that started it all, Sweet About Me. 💛✨ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Would you rather be stuck in a lift with a complete stranger or someone you vaguely know? Let's take it to the phones! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From hilarious antics to completely unbelievable behaviour, today we opened the lines for your stories about the craziest things your grandparents have ever done! 😂 Plus, Amanda shares a theatre review after seeing SIX The Musical, we tackle the great dining table debate, and celebrate another day of unforgettable moments. Don't miss it! 🎙️✨ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is the dining table becoming a thing of the past? More families are swapping sit-down dinners for meals on the couch, at the kitchen bench, or on the go. Where do you eat at home? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Amanda Keller swapped the studio for the theatre last night, catching the hit musical SIX. From powerhouse vocals to a royally good time, here's what she thought of the show! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A simple 👍 emoji sparks an unexpected friendship intervention as Jonesy questions Amanda's sudden change in texting habits. Plus, the team puts a bizarre 1970s recipe to the test with Eggs à la Orange, complete with double-yolkers and plenty of kitchen chaos. Emma Gillespie joins the show with the latest on Selma Blair's mid-air incident, and a fiery debate erupts over whether some men are using extended bathroom breaks to dodge household responsibilities. We also tackle concert etiquette: if you've paid for a seat, should you stay seated? It's a show packed with emojis, eggs, toilets, concerts and the usual Jonesy & Amanda madness. 🎙️😂 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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