Mid Flight Brawl

A first class fashion exec has several too many drinks on today's flight, and ends up swapping her bracelet gift to a passenger, with a special set of bracelets from the Female Body Inspectors.... Whoo hoo! The 2026 live MFB 'Status: Arrested' Tour is rolling on. Tickets are now on sale. SYDNEY COMEDY STORE - Friday November 13 - 7pm HOBART - HELLENIC HOUSE - THE GREEK CLUB - Friday November 20 LAUNCESTON - DU CANE BREWERY - Saturday November 21 Cody's show CRU$HER has already hit most of this country by now. It's red hot. Do it. Stop going to shit comedians who charge double and deliver half. Get remaining show tickets here: 14 November TUGUN 20 November HOBART 21 November LAUNCESTON The book YOUR STUPID has limited copies remaining. It's a similar vibe to last year's one, but better. If you want a copy, head over to lukeheggie.com and stump up, and it will arrive via Australia Post. Any First Class Patrons, yours have been posted, (including the seppos - at great personal expense) but excluding the three…

Way back in 1991, an 11 hour airport bender turned into a monafide mid-flight brawl, as reported by the Tampa Bay Times. ---- Whoo hoo! The 2026 live MFB 'Status: Arrested' Tour is rolling on. Tickets are now on sale. SYDNEY COMEDY STORE - Friday November 13 - 7pm Cody's show CRU$HER has already hit most of this country by now. It's red hot. Do it. Stop going to shit comedians who charge double and deliver half. Get remaining show tickets here: 14 November TUGUN 20 November HOBART 21 November LAUNCESTON The book YOUR STUPID has limited copies remaining. It's a similar vibe to last year's one, but better. If you want a copy, head over to lukeheggie.com and stump up, and it will arrive via Australia Post. Any First Class Patrons, yours have been posted, (including the seppos - at great personal expense) but excluding the three bastards who have not provided an address, and seem to refuse to reply to emails. Sort it out. I'll bring some to live shows too. FUTURE CLASSICS is a new material show with Heggie and…

A passenger gets agitated with the handling of her carry on.... ---------------------------------- Yeeessss... The first of the 2026 live MFB 'Status: Arrested' Tour tickets are now on sale. SYDNEY COMEDY STORE - Friday November 13 - 7pm HOBART - NOV 21 - ON SALE SOON. LAUNNY - NOV 22 - ON SALE SOON. Cody's show CRU$HER is hitting all major centres and more in 2026. He's back. It's red hot. Fuckin' do it. Stop going to shit comedians who charge double and deliver half. ----------------------------------- YOUR STUPID has arrived. It's a book. It's a similar vibe to last year's one, but better. If you want a copy, head over to lukeheggie.com and stump up, and it will arrive via Australia Post. Any First Class Patrons, yours have been posted, (including the seppos - at great personal expense) but excluding the three bastards who have not provided an address, and seem to refuse to reply to emails. Sort it out. I'll bring some to live shows too. That is all. Heggie's 2026 show I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN is on sale now…

A female passenger gets a little loose... around the belt... Yeeessss... The first of the 2026 live MFB 'Status: Arrested' Tour tickets are now on sale. Keep an eye out for more dates to be announced real soon. BRISBANE - SEPT 12 - 12PM EXTRA SHOW - GOOD CHAT COMEDY CLUB Cody's show CRU$HER is hitting all major centres and more in 2026. He's back. It's red hot. Fuckin' do it. Stop going to shit comedians who charge double and deliver half. ----------------------------------- YOUR STUPID has arrived. It's a book. It's a similar vibe to last year's one, but better. If you want a copy, head over to lukeheggie.com and stump up, and it will arrive via Australia Post. Any First Class Patrons, yours have been posted, (including the seppos - at great personal expense) but excluding the three bastards who have not provided an address, and seem to refuse to reply to emails. Sort it out. I'll bring some to live shows too. That is all. Heggie's 2026 show I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN is on sale now too. It's a hand-selected…

An elderly man has a senior moment, trying to grab the controls in front of the pilot... ------- Yeeessss... The first of the 2026 live MFB 'Status: Arrested' Tour tickets are now on sale. Keep an eye out for more dates to be announced real soon. BRISBANE - SEPT 12 - 12PM EXTRA SHOW - GOOD CHAT COMEDY CLUB Cody's show CRU$HER is hitting all major centres and more in 2026. He's back. It's red hot. Fuckin' do it. Stop going to shit comedians who charge double and deliver half. ----------------------------------- YOUR STUPID has arrived. It's a book. It's a similar vibe to last year's one, but better. If you want a copy, head over to lukeheggie.com and stump up, and it will arrive via Australia Post. Any First Class Patrons, yours have been posted, (including the seppos - at great personal expense) but excluding the three bastards who have not provided an address, and seem to refuse to reply to emails. Sort it out. I'll bring some to live shows too. That is all. Heggie's 2026 show I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN is on…

A passenger on an LA Bound flight makes bomb threats and gets his status changed... ----- Yeeessss... The first of the 2026 live MFB 'Status: Arrested' Tour tickets are now on sale. Keep an eye out for more dates to be announced real soon. MELBOURNE - AUG 15 - BASEMENT COMEDY CLUB BRISBANE - SEPT 12 - 12PM EXTRA SHOW - GOOD CHAT COMEDY CLUB Cody's show CRU$HER is hitting all major centres and more in 2026. He's back. It's red hot. Fuckin' do it. Stop going to shit comedians who charge double and deliver half. ----------------------------------- YOUR STUPID has arrived. It's a book. It's a similar vibe to last year's one, but better. If you want a copy, head over to lukeheggie.com and stump up, and it will arrive via Australia Post. Any First Class Patrons, yours have been posted, (including the seppos - at great personal expense) but excluding the three bastards who have not provided an address, and seem to refuse to reply to emails. Sort it out. I'll bring some to live shows too. That is all. Heggie's 2026…

Enjoy our live show from Newcastle. --- Yeeessss... The first of the 2026 live MFB 'Status: Arrested' Tour tickets are now on sale. Keep an eye out for more dates to be announced real soon. MELBOURNE - AUG 15 - BASEMENT COMEDY CLUB Cody's show CRU$HER is hitting all major centres and more in 2026. He's back. It's red hot. Fuckin' do it. Stop going to shit comedians who charge double and deliver half. ----------------------------------- YOUR STUPID has arrived. It's a book. It's a similar vibe to last year's one, but better. If you want a copy, head over to lukeheggie.com and stump up, and it will arrive via Australia Post. Any First Class Patrons, yours have been posted, (including the seppos - at great personal expense) but excluding the three bastards who have not provided an address, and seem to refuse to reply to emails. Sort it out. I'll bring some to live shows too. That is all. Heggie's 2026 show I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN is on sale now too. It's a hand-selected crack team of bits from the last five years.…

In today's ep, a couple guys get a bit carefree with their attire, possibly (definitely) under the influence... Yeeessss... The first of the 2026 live MFB 'Status: Arrested' Tour tickets are now on sale. Keep an eye out for more dates to be announced real soon. NEWCASTLE - JULY 18 - 3PM - NEWCASTLE AUDITORIUM MELBOURNE - AUG 15 - BASEMENT COMEDY CLUB Cody's show CRU$HER is hitting all major centres and more in 2026. He's back. It's red hot. Fuckin' do it. Stop going to shit comedians who charge double and deliver half. ----------------------------------- YOUR STUPID has arrived. It's a book. It's a similar vibe to last year's one, but better. If you want a copy, head over to lukeheggie.com and stump up, and it will arrive via Australia Post. Any First Class Patrons, yours have been posted, (including the seppos - at great personal expense) but excluding the three bastards who have not provided an address, and seem to refuse to reply to emails. Sort it out. I'll bring some to live shows too. That is all.…

A routine flight took a sharp detour into an action movie when one passenger allegedly picked the worst possible person to start a fight with... ---- Yeeessss... The first of the 2026 live MFB 'Status: Arrested' Tour tickets are now on sale. Keep an eye out for more dates to be announced real soon. NEWCASTLE - JULY 18 - 3PM - NEWCASTLE AUDITORIUM MELBOURNE - AUG 15 - BASEMENT COMEDY CLUB Cody's show CRU$HER is hitting all major centres and more in 2026. He's back. It's red hot. Fuckin' do it. Stop going to shit comedians who charge double and deliver half. ----------------------------------- YOUR STUPID has arrived. It's a book. It's a similar vibe to last year's one, but better. If you want a copy, head over to lukeheggie.com and stump up, and it will arrive via Australia Post. Any First Class Patrons, yours have been posted, (including the seppos - at great personal expense) but excluding the three bastards who have not provided an address, and seem to refuse to reply to emails. Sort it out. I'll bring…

A Montana man goes crazy on landing approach on an Alaskan Airlines flight... Yeeessss... The first of the 2026 live MFB 'Status: Arrested' Tour tickets are now on sale. Keep an eye out for more dates to be announced real soon. NEWCASTLE - JULY 18 - 3PM - NEWCASTLE AUDITORIUM MELBOURNE - AUG 15 - BASEMENT COMEDY CLUB Cody's show CRU$HER is hitting all major centres and more in 2026. He's back. It's red hot. Fuckin' do it. Stop going to shit comedians who charge double and deliver half. ----------------------------------- YOUR STUPID has arrived. It's a book. It's a similar vibe to last year's one, but better. If you want a copy, head over to lukeheggie.com and stump up, and it will arrive via Australia Post. Any First Class Patrons, yours have been posted, (including the seppos - at great personal expense) but excluding the three bastards who have not provided an address, and seem to refuse to reply to emails. Sort it out. I'll bring some to live shows too. That is all. Heggie's 2026 show I WON'T SAY IT…

This week, it's the famous "Cash Me Outside" girl Bhad Bhabie doing her thing on a Spirit Airlines flight... Yeeessss... The first of the 2026 live MFB 'Status: Arrested' Tour tickets are on sale. Keep an eye out for more dates to be announced real soon. NEWCASTLE - JULY 18 - 3PM - NEWCASTLE AUDITORIUM Cody's show CRU$HER is hitting all major centres and more in 2026. He's back. It's red hot. Fuckin' do it. Stop going to shit comedians who charge double and deliver half. ----------------------------------- YOUR STUPID has arrived. It's a book. It's a similar vibe to last year's one, but better. If you want a copy, head over to lukeheggie.com and stump up, and it will arrive via Australia Post. Any First Class Patrons, yours have been posted, (including the seppos - at great personal expense) but excluding the three bastards who have not provided an address, and seem to refuse to reply to emails. Sort it out. I'll bring some to live shows too. That is all. Heggie's 2026 show I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN is on sale…

This week, an American Airlines pilot stunned passengers after physically subduing an aggressive traveller who assaulted cabin crew during a chaotic onboard confrontation. He then goes from being a bit of a laugh, to a bit of a joke... Yeeessss... The first of the 2026 live MFB 'Status: Arrested' Tour tickets are now on sale. Keep an eye out for more dates to be announced real soon. NEWCASTLE - JULY 18 - 3PM - NEWCASTLE AUDITORIUM Cody's show CRU$HER is hitting all major centres and more in 2026. He's back. It's red hot. Fuckin' do it. Stop going to shit comedians who charge double and deliver half. ----------------------------------- YOUR STUPID has arrived. It's a book. It's a similar vibe to last year's one, but better. If you want a copy, head over to lukeheggie.com and stump up, and it will arrive via Australia Post. Any First Class Patrons, yours have been posted, (including the seppos - at great personal expense) but excluding the three bastards who have not provided an address, and seem to refuse to…

An unruly passenger has wandering hands and draws a short straw with undercover filth... Yeeessss... The first of the 2026 live MFB 'Status: Arrested' Tour tickets are now on sale. Keep an eye out for more dates to be announced real soon. SYDNEY - MAY 9 - 2PM - CAROUSEL PERTH - MAY 16 - 3PM - OASIS COMEDY CLUB NEWCASTLE - JULY 18 - 3PM - NEWCASTLE AUDITORIUM Cody's show CRU$HER is hitting all major centres and more in 2026. He's back. It's red hot. Fuckin' do it. Stop going to shit comedians who charge double and deliver half. ----------------------------------- YOUR STUPID has arrived. It's a book. It's a similar vibe to last year's one, but better. If you want a copy, head over to lukeheggie.com and stump up, and it will arrive via Australia Post. Any First Class Patrons, yours have been posted, (including the seppos - at great personal expense) but excluding the three bastards who have not provided an address, and seem to refuse to reply to emails. Sort it out. I'll bring some to live shows too. That is…

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Yet again, another attempt by a passenger to open the plane door goes south.... --- Yeeessss... The first of the 2026 live MFB 'Status: Arrested' Tour tickets are now on sale. Keep an eye out for more dates to be announced real soon. MELBOURNE - APRIL 11 - 1:30PM - BASEMENT COMEDY CLUB MICF MELBOURNE - APRIL 18 - 1:30PM - BASEMENT COMEDY CLUB MICF SYDNEY - MAY 9 - 2PM - CAROUSEL PERTH - MAY 16 - 3PM - OASIS COMEDY CLUB NEWCASTLE - JULY 18 - 3PM - NEWCASTLE AUDITORIUM Cody's show CRU$HER is hitting all major centres and more in 2026. He's back. It's red hot. Fuckin' do it. Stop going to shit comedians who charge double and deliver half. ----------------------------------- YOUR STUPID has arrived. It's a book. It's a similar vibe to last year's one, but better. If you want a copy, head over to lukeheggie.com and stump up, and it will arrive via Australia Post. Any First Class Patrons, yours have been posted, (including the seppos - at great personal expense) but excluding the three bastards who have not…

This week, a lady loses her temper on a Nigerian flight after refusing to turn her phone off..... --- Yeeessss... The first of the 2026 live MFB 'Status: Arrested' Tour tickets are now on sale. Keep an eye out for more dates to be announced real soon. MELBOURNE - APRIL 11 - 1:30PM - BASEMENT COMEDY CLUB MICF MELBOURNE - APRIL 18 - 1:30PM - BASEMENT COMEDY CLUB MICF SYDNEY - MAY 9 - 2PM - CAROUSEL PERTH - MAY 16 - 3PM - OASIS COMEDY CLUB NEWCASTLE - JULY 18 - 3PM - NEWCASTLE AUDITORIUM Cody's show CRU$HER is hitting all major centres and more in 2026. He's back. It's red hot. Fuckin' do it. Stop going to shit comedians who charge double and deliver half. ----------------------------------- YOUR STUPID has arrived. It's a book. It's a similar vibe to last year's one, but better. If you want a copy, head over to lukeheggie.com and stump up, and it will arrive via Australia Post. Any First Class Patrons, yours have been posted, (including the seppos - at great personal expense) but excluding the three bastards…

A couple get married mid air and a 130+ passengers become unwitting guests... --- Yeeessss... The first of the 2026 live MFB 'Status: Arrested' Tour tickets are now on sale. Keep an eye out for more dates to be announced real soon. MELBOURNE - APRIL 11 - 1:30PM - BASEMENT COMEDY CLUB MICF MELBOURNE - APRIL 18 - 1:30PM - BASEMENT COMEDY CLUB MICF Cody's show CRU$HER is hitting all major centres and more in 2026. He's back. It's red hot. Fuckin' do it. Stop going to shit comedians who charge double and deliver half. ----------------------------------- YOUR STUPID has arrived. It's a book. It's a similar vibe to last year's one, but better. If you want a copy, head over to lukeheggie.com and stump up, and it will arrive via Australia Post. Any First Class Patrons, yours have been posted, (including the seppos - at great personal expense) but excluding the three bastards who have not provided an address, and seem to refuse to reply to emails. Sort it out. I'll bring some to live shows too. That is all. Heggie's…

On this Frontier flight, a lady gets into it with passengers and flight crew even before the doors were closed... ---- Yeeessss... The first of the 2026 live MFB 'Status: Arrested' Tour tickets are now on sale. Keep an eye out for more dates to be announced real soon. MELBOURNE - APRIL 11 - 1:30PM - BASEMENT COMEDY CLUB MICF MELBOURNE - APRIL 18 - 1:30PM - BASEMENT COMEDY CLUB MICF Cody's show CRU$HER is hitting all major centres and more in 2026. He's back. It's red hot. Fuckin' do it. Stop going to shit comedians who charge double and deliver half. ----------------------------------- YOUR STUPID has arrived. It's a book. It's a similar vibe to last year's one, but better. If you want a copy, head over to lukeheggie.com and stump up, and it will arrive via Australia Post. Any First Class Patrons, yours have been posted, (including the seppos - at great personal expense) but excluding the three bastards who have not provided an address, and seem to refuse to reply to emails. Sort it out. I'll bring some to…

A man gets drunk and disorderly, then refuses to leave the plane. Followed by an ungraceful, assisted exit... --------- Yeeessss... The first of the 2026 live MFB 'Status: Arrested' Tour tickets are now on sale. Keep an eye out for more dates to be announced real soon. MELBOURNE - APRIL 11 - 1:30PM - BASEMENT COMEDY CLUB MICF MELBOURNE - APRIL 18 - 1:30PM - BASEMENT COMEDY CLUB MICF Cody's show CRU$HER is hitting all major centres and more in 2026. He's back. It's red hot. Fuckin' do it. Stop going to shit comedians who charge double and deliver half. ----------------------------------- YOUR STUPID has arrived. It's a book. It's a similar vibe to last year's one, but better. If you want a copy, head over to lukeheggie.com and stump up, and it will arrive via Australia Post. Any First Class Patrons, yours have been posted, (including the seppos - at great personal expense) but excluding the three bastards who have not provided an address, and seem to refuse to reply to emails. Sort it out. I'll bring some to…

On today's episode, Xanax and booze don't mix on a private jet flight.... ---- Yeeessss... The first of the 2026 live MFB 'Status: Arrested' Tour tickets are now on sale. Keep an eye out for more dates to be announced real soon. MELBOURNE - APRIL 11 - 1:30PM - BASEMENT COMEDY CLUB MICF MELBOURNE - APRIL 18 - 1:30PM - BASEMENT COMEDY CLUB MICF Cody's show CRU$HER is hitting all major centres and more in 2026. He's back. It's red hot. Fuckin' do it. Stop going to shit comedians who charge double and deliver half. ----------------------------------- YOUR STUPID has arrived. It's a book. It's a similar vibe to last year's one, but better. If you want a copy, head over to lukeheggie.com and stump up, and it will arrive via Australia Post. Any First Class Patrons, yours have been posted, (including the seppos - at great personal expense) but excluding the three bastards who have not provided an address, and seem to refuse to reply to emails. Sort it out. I'll bring some to live shows too. That is all. Heggie's…

This week, an ambivalent real estate agent smokes an e cigarette in "first class" and gives the plane a free peep show... --- Yeeessss... The first of the 2026 live MFB 'Status: Arrested' Tour tickets are now on sale. Keep an eye out for more dates to be announced real soon. MELBOURNE - APRIL 11 - 1:30PM - BASEMENT COMEDY CLUB MICF MELBOURNE - APRIL 18 - 1:30PM - BASEMENT COMEDY CLUB MICF Cody's show CRU$HER is hitting all major centres and more in 2026. He's back. It's red hot. Fuckin' do it. Stop going to shit comedians who charge double and deliver half. ----------------------------------- YOUR STUPID has arrived. It's a book. It's a similar vibe to last year's one, but better. If you want a copy, head over to lukeheggie.com and stump up, and it will arrive via Australia Post. Any First Class Patrons, yours have been posted, (including the seppos - at great personal expense) but excluding the three bastards who have not provided an address, and seem to refuse to reply to emails. Sort it out. I'll bring…

This week, a muscled-up guy does a semi nude run down the plane and badly crosses the line with a flight attendant... and for any scummies having a listen, get ready to cop a bit of abuse from the Patreons... --- Yeeessss... The first of the 2026 live MFB 'Status: Arrested' Tour tickets are now on sale. Keep an eye out for more dates to be announced real soon. MELBOURNE - APRIL 11 - 1:30PM - BASEMENT COMEDY CLUB MICF MELBOURNE - APRIL 18 - 1:30PM - BASEMENT COMEDY CLUB MICF Cody's show CRU$HER is hitting all major centres and more in 2026. He's back. It's red hot. Fuckin' do it. Stop going to shit comedians who charge double and deliver half. ----------------------------------- YOUR STUPID has arrived. It's a book. It's a similar vibe to last year's one, but better. If you want a copy, head over to lukeheggie.com and stump up, and it will arrive via Australia Post. Any First Class Patrons, yours have been posted, (including the seppos - at great personal expense) but excluding the three bastards who have not…

In this week's ep, we hear about a 50 something man desperate to get back to his high school reunion... ---- Yeeessss... The first of the 2026 live MFB 'Status: Arrested' Tour tickets are now on sale. Keep an eye out for more dates to be announced real soon. MELBOURNE - APRIL 11 - 1:30PM - BASEMENT COMEDY CLUB MICF MELBOURNE - APRIL 18 - 1:30PM - BASEMENT COMEDY CLUB MICF Cody's show CRU$HER is hitting all major centres and more in 2026. He's back. It's red hot. Fuckin' do it. Stop going to shit comedians who charge double and deliver half. ----------------------------------- YOUR STUPID has arrived. It's a book. It's a similar vibe to last year's one, but better. If you want a copy, head over to lukeheggie.com and stump up, and it will arrive via Australia Post. Any First Class Patrons, yours have been posted, (including the seppos - at great personal expense) but excluding the three bastards who have not provided an address, and seem to refuse to reply to emails. Sort it out. I'll bring some to live shows…

This week we cover a Perth man who went from "Duty Free" to " Status: Arrested" ----- Cody's show CRU$HER is hitting all major centres and more in 2026. He's back. It's red hot. Fuckin' do it. Stop going to shit comedians who charge double and deliver half. ----------------------------------- YOUR STUPID has arrived. It's a book. It's a similar vibe to last year's one, but better. If you want a copy, head over to lukeheggie.com and stump up, and it will arrive via Australia Post. Any First Class Patrons, yours have been posted, (including the seppos - at great personal expense) but excluding the three bastards who have not provided an address, and seem to refuse to reply to emails. Sort it out. I'll bring some to live shows too. That is all. Heggie's 2026 show I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN is on sale now too. It's a hand-selected crack team of bits from the last five years. Get on it here. ----------------------------------- ----------------------------------- Heggie dropped a FOURTH YouTube special, GROT, but still…

Super Fresh Fresh Fresh Dun Dun... Sky high melt down with racism, expletives, bestie bonding, and praising the Jesus. --- Right. Hope you're happy with yourselves. We're coming to Orange NSW for one show only. If none of you show up, there will be violence. There will also be a stand up show afterward. Orange - November 29 - 4PM - Factory Espresso As Patreon members, you get a head start on the filth. So get in quick before the floodgates open and the scummies get in. We'll see ya there! (and before you ask, Adelaide and more getting sorted asap) ----------------------------------- Cody's show CRU$HER is hitting all major centres and more in 2026. He's back. It's red hot. Fuckin' do it. Stop going to shit comedians who charge double and deliver half. ----------------------------------- YOUR STUPID has arrived. It's a book. It's a similar vibe to last year's one, but better. If you want a copy, head over to lukeheggie.com and stump up, and it will arrive via Australia Post. Any First Class Patrons, yours…

A special treat for all the fans, the first ever Land Larrikins Live, recorded in Brisbane. The Jayden Special. -------- Right. Hope you're happy with yourselves. We're coming to Orange NSW for one show only. If none of you show up, there will be violence. There will also be a stand up show afterward. Orange - November 29 - 4PM - Factory Espresso As Patreon members, you get a head start on the filth. So get in quick before the floodgates open and the scummies get in. We'll see ya there! (and before you ask, Adelaide and more getting sorted asap) ----------------------------------- Cody's show CRU$HER is hitting all major centres and more in 2026. He's back. It's red hot. Fuckin' do it. Stop going to shit comedians who charge double and deliver half. ----------------------------------- YOUR STUPID has arrived. It's a book. It's a similar vibe to last year's one, but better. If you want a copy, head over to lukeheggie.com and stump up, and it will arrive via Australia Post. Any First Class Patrons, yours have…

Ever wandered what 2 bottles of wine could do on a flight from Turkey to Leeds? You don't have to guess.... ---- Hey legends, we're back on the road again with the Jetstar Handcuffs Tour. Tassie! After two years away causing a ruckus on the mainland, the boys are headed back to the home of the Black Buffalo Hotel, Pauly4008 & Heggie's favourite mass shooter, for two shows only. Orange - November 29 - 4PM - Factory Espresso As Patreon members, you get a head start on the filth. So get in quick before the floodgates open and the scummies get in. We'll see ya there! (and before you ask, Adelaide, Tassie and more getting sorted asap) ----------------------------------- Right. YOUR STUPID has arrived. It's a book. It's a similar vibe to last year's one, but better. If you want a copy, head over to lukeheggie.com and stump up, and it will arrive via Australia Post. Any First Class Patrons, yours will be in the mail momentarily, (including the seppos - at great personal expense) but excluding the three bastards who…

This week, our protagonist takes high in the sky way too literally... --------- Hey legends, we're back on the road again with the Jetstar Handcuffs Tour. Tassie! After two years away causing a ruckus on the mainland, the boys are headed back to the home of the Black Buffalo Hotel, Pauly4008 & Heggie's favourite mass shooter, for two shows only. Brisbane - October 18 - 12 NOON - Lefty's Music Hall - Caxton St Comedy Festival - SOLD OUT! Extra Show! Land Larrikins Live - Brisbane - October 18 - 9:30 PM Caxton St Comedy Festival Orange - November 29 - 4PM - Factory Espresso As Patreon members, you get a head start on the filth. So get in quick before the floodgates open and the scummies get in. We'll see ya there! (and before you ask, Adelaide, Tassie and more getting sorted asap) ----------------------------------- Right. YOUR STUPID has arrived. It's a book. It's a similar vibe to last year's one, but better. If you want a copy, head over to lukeheggie.com and stump up, and it will arrive via Australia Post.…

In this week's ep, a dogdy dude's caught grabbing the wrong bags. ---------------------- Hey legends, we're back on the road again with the Jetstar Handcuffs Tour. Tassie! After two years away causing a ruckus on the mainland, the boys are headed back to the home of the Black Buffalo Hotel, Pauly4008 & Heggie's favourite mass shooter, for two shows only. Brisbane - October 18 - 12 NOON - Lefty's Music Hall - Caxton St Comedy Festival Orange - November 29 - 4PM - Factory Espresso As Patreon members, you get a head start on the filth. So get in quick before the floodgates open and the scummies get in. We'll see ya there! (and before you ask, Adelaide, Tassie and more getting sorted asap) ----------------------------------- Heggie's 2025 show Yuck now on sale! Get in quick for last shows of 2025. ----------------------------------- Heggie is now a comedian (ding), father (ding), ABC panel show guest (ding), boot salesman (ding) AND NOW AN AUTHOR (MORRREEEEE CHILLI) Get his book, IF YOU MUST KNOW, by clicking…

No, it's not him, the old photos were shit... This week, John Henson goes off on a BA flight in this cold case from the late 1900's. (1998 to be exact). ------------------------- Hey legends, we're back on the road again with the Jetstar Handcuffs Tour. Tassie! After two years away causing a ruckus on the mainland, the boys are headed back to the home of the Black Buffalo Hotel, Pauly4008 & Heggie's favourite mass shooter, for two shows only. Brisbane - October 18 - 12 NOON - Lefty's Music Hall - Caxton St Comedy Festival We'll see ya there! (and before you ask, Adelaide, Tassie and more getting sorted asap) ----------------------------------- Heggie's 2025 show Yuck now on sale! ----------------------------------- Heggie is now a comedian (ding), father (ding), ABC panel show guest (ding), boot salesman (ding) AND NOW AN AUTHOR (MORRREEEEE CHILLI) Get his book, IF YOU MUST KNOW, by clicking here ----------------------------------- Heggie dropped a THIRD YouTube special, LOWBREED, but still left the comments…

This week, a hot headed looney get's put in his place... ------------------------- Hey legends, we're back on the road again with the Jetstar Handcuffs Tour. Tassie! After two years away causing a ruckus on the mainland, the boys are headed back to the home of the Black Buffalo Hotel, Pauly4008 & Heggie's favourite mass shooter, for two shows only. Brisbane - October 18 - 12 NOON - Lefty's Music Hall - Caxton St Comedy Festival As Patreon members, you get a head start on the filth. So get in quick before the floodgates open and the scummies get in. We'll see ya there! (and before you ask, Adelaide, Tassie and more getting sorted asap) ----------------------------------- Heggie's 2025 show Yuck now on sale! ----------------------------------- Heggie is now a comedian (ding), father (ding), ABC panel show guest (ding), boot salesman (ding) AND NOW AN AUTHOR (MORRREEEEE CHILLI) Get his book, IF YOU MUST KNOW, by clicking here ----------------------------------- Heggie dropped a THIRD YouTube special, LOWBREED,…

A Brooklyn illustrator who used to design frothy makeup ads turned her flight into a bad manicure—hair-pulling, spitting, and public meltdown packaged in designer chaos. ------------------------- Hey legends, we're back on the road again with the Jetstar Handcuffs Tour. Tassie! After two years away causing a ruckus on the mainland, the boys are headed back to the home of the Black Buffalo Hotel, Pauly4008 & Heggie's favourite mass shooter, for two shows only. Melbourne - August 23 - 4:00pm - Basement Comedy Club Brisbane - October 18 - 12 NOON - Lefty's Music Hall - Caxton St Comedy Festival As Patreon members, you get a head start on the filth. So get in quick before the floodgates open and the scummies get in. We'll see ya there! (and before you ask, Adelaide, Tassie and more getting sorted asap) ----------------------------------- Heggie's 2025 show Yuck now on sale! ----------------------------------- Heggie is now a comedian (ding), father (ding), ABC panel show guest (ding), boot salesman (ding) AND…

Another week, another few cases of grubs on a low tier American airline in the sky. We are joined by US comedy superstar, Mark Normand, to break down some classique American Eagle stories, discuss athletes post-career moves and why Heggie & Mark insist on having old phones. Check Mark out on tour www.marknormandcomedy.com (Definitely not marknormand.com) ------ THE JETSTAR HANDCUFFS TOUR ROLLS ON!Just added ANOTHER BRISBANE SHOW! (Sydney, Orange, Canberra & Newy coming soon!) Hobart - August 1 - 5:30pm - Hellenic House, The Greek Club Launceston - August 2 - 4:30pm - Du Cane Brewery Melbourne - August 23 - 4:00pm - Basement Comedy Club Brisbane - October 18 - 12pm - Lefty's Music Hall (Caxton Street Comedy Fest) ----------------------------------- Heggie's 2025 show Yuck now on sale! ----------------------------------- Heggie is now a comedian (ding), father (ding), ABC panel show guest (ding), boot salesman (ding) AND NOW AN AUTHOR (MORRREEEEE CHILLI) Get his book, IF YOU MUST KNOW, by clicking here…

This week, a Jet2 passenger goes full feral at 38,000 feet—screaming, spitting, and kicking off like Ryanair was running a UFC event. ------ Hey legends, we're back on the road again with the Jetstar Handcuffs Tour. Tassie! After two years away causing a ruckus on the mainland, the boys are headed back to the home of the Black Buffalo Hotel, Pauly4008 & Heggie's favourite mass shooter, for two shows only. Hobart - August 1 - 5:30pm - Hellenic House, The Greek Club Launceston - August 2 - 4:30pm - Du Cane Brewery Melbourne - August 23 - 4:00pm - Basement Comedy Club As Patreon members, you get a head start on the filth. So get in quick before the floodgates open and the scummies get in. We'll see ya there! (and before you ask, Adelaide, Tassie and more getting sorted asap) ----------------------------------- Heggie's 2025 show Yuck now on sale! ----------------------------------- Heggie is now a comedian (ding), father (ding), ABC panel show guest (ding), boot salesman (ding) AND NOW AN AUTHOR (MORRREEEEE…

This week, heading back from Tenerife to Liverpool, our protagonist can't keep her hands off her duty free... ------ Hey legends, we're back on the road again with the Jetstar Handcuffs Tour. Tassie! After two years away causing a ruckus on the mainland, the boys are headed back to the home of the Black Buffalo Hotel, Pauly4008 & Heggie's favourite mass shooter, for two shows only. Hobart - August 1 - 5:30pm - Hellenic House, The Greek Club Launceston - August 2 - 4:30pm - Du Cane Brewery Melbourne - August 23 - 4:00pm - Basement Comedy Club As Patreon members, you get a head start on the filth. So get in quick before the floodgates open and the scummies get in. We'll see ya there! (and before you ask, Adelaide, Tassie and more getting sorted asap) ----------------------------------- Heggie's 2025 show Yuck now on sale! ----------------------------------- Heggie is now a comedian (ding), father (ding), ABC panel show guest (ding), boot salesman (ding) AND NOW AN AUTHOR (MORRREEEEE CHILLI) Get his book, IF…

This week, another lose unit, this time in the departure lounge.... _______ Hey legends, we're back on the road again with the Jetstar Handcuffs Tour. Tassie! After two years away causing a ruckus on the mainland, the boys are headed back to the home of the Black Buffalo Hotel, Pauly4008 & Heggie's favourite mass shooter, for two shows only. Hobart - August 1 - 5:30pm - Hellenic House, The Greek Club Launceston - August 2 - 4:30pm - Du Cane Brewery As Patreon members, you get a head start on the filth. So get in quick before the floodgates open and the scummies get in. We'll see ya there! (and before you ask, Adelaide, Tassie and more getting sorted asap) ----------------------------------- Heggie's 2025 show Yuck now on sale! ----------------------------------- Heggie is now a comedian (ding), father (ding), ABC panel show guest (ding), boot salesman (ding) AND NOW AN AUTHOR (MORRREEEEE CHILLI) Get his book, IF YOU MUST KNOW, by clicking here ----------------------------------- Heggie dropped a THIRD…

In this week's ep, a mother and son kick off on the way back to..... wait for it.... Manchester.. _______ Hey legends, we're back on the road again with the Jetstar Handcuffs Tour. As Patreon members, you get a head start on the filth. So get in quick before the floodgates open and the scummies get in. We'll see ya there! (and before you ask, Adelaide, Tassie and more getting sorted asap) ----------------------------------- Heggie's 2025 show Yuck now on sale! ----------------------------------- Heggie is now a comedian (ding), father (ding), ABC panel show guest (ding), boot salesman (ding) AND NOW AN AUTHOR (MORRREEEEE CHILLI) Get his book, IF YOU MUST KNOW, by clicking here ----------------------------------- Heggie dropped a THIRD YouTube special, LOWBREED, but still left the comments closed like a coward. Watch it here. Cody's new stand-up special "LIVE AT THE CORNER HOTEL" is OUT NOW on YouTube Have a squizz and leave comments before he takes Heggie's cowardly route and turns off the comments. HEGGIE…

In this week's episode, an English gardener abuses the crew and elderly passengers. ------------------ Hey legends, we're back on the road again with the Jetstar Handcuffs Tour. As Patreon members, you get a head start on the filth. So get in quick before the floodgates open and the scummies get in. We'll see ya there! (and before you ask, Adelaide, Tassie and more getting sorted asap) ----------------------------------- Heggie's 2025 show Yuck now on sale! ----------------------------------- Heggie is now a comedian (ding), father (ding), ABC panel show guest (ding), boot salesman (ding) AND NOW AN AUTHOR (MORRREEEEE CHILLI) Get his book, IF YOU MUST KNOW, by clicking here ----------------------------------- Heggie dropped a THIRD YouTube special, LOWBREED, but still left the comments closed like a coward. Watch it here. Cody's new stand-up special "LIVE AT THE CORNER HOTEL" is OUT NOW on YouTube Have a squizz and leave comments before he takes Heggie's cowardly route and turns off the comments. HEGGIE JUST…

This week, a production assitant with a chip on her shoulder gets unruly. ------------------- Hey legends, we're back on the road again with the Jetstar Handcuffs Tour. As Patreon members, you get a head start on the filth. So get in quick before the floodgates open and the scummies get in. We'll see ya there! PERTH - MAY 10 - Oasis Comedy Club (and before you ask, Perth/Adelaide/Tassie and more getting sorted asap) ----------------------------------- Heggie's 2025 show Yuck now on sale! ----------------------------------- Heggie is now a comedian (ding), father (ding), ABC panel show guest (ding), a boot salesman, AND NOW AN AUTHOR (MORRREEEEE CHILLI) Get his book, IF YOU MUST KNOW, by clicking here ----------------------------------- Heggie dropped a THIRD YouTube special, LOWBREED, but still left the comments closed like a coward. Watch it here. Cody's new stand-up special "LIVE AT THE CORNER HOTEL" is OUT NOW on YouTube Have a squizz and leave comments before he takes Heggie's cowardly route and turns…

On a TUI flight to Türkiye, and female passenger offers some "inflight service" to a male passenger... ------------------- Hey legends, we're back on the road again with the Jetstar Handcuffs Tour. Live shows coming up in Brisbane and Melbourne. As Patreon members, you get a head start on the filth. So get in quick before the floodgates open and the scummies get in. We'll see ya there! Extra seats available for Melbourne! PERTH - MAY 10 - Oasis Comedy Club (and before you ask, Perth/Adelaide/Tassie and more getting sorted asap) ----------------------------------- Heggie's 2025 show Yuck now on sale! ----------------------------------- Heggie is now a comedian (ding), father (ding), ABC panel show guest (ding), a boot salesman, AND NOW AN AUTHOR (MORRREEEEE CHILLI) Get his book, IF YOU MUST KNOW, by clicking here ----------------------------------- Heggie dropped a THIRD YouTube special, LOWBREED, but still left the comments closed like a coward. Watch it here. Cody's new stand-up special "LIVE AT THE CORNER…

This week, a Karen goes off, spitting, punching and scratching at a passanger, all because she doesn't know her history of racism... (oh and Garry with 2 R's the researcher, cops a few good blows too) ------------------- Hey legends, we're back on the road again with the Jetstar Handcuffs Tour. Live shows coming up in Brisbane and Melbourne. As Patreon members, you get a head start on the filth. So get in quick before the floodgates open and the scummies get in. We'll see ya there! Extra seats available for Melbourne! PERTH - MAY 10 - Oasis Comedy Club (and before you ask, Perth/Adelaide/Tassie and more getting sorted asap) ----------------------------------- Heggie's 2025 show Yuck now on sale! ----------------------------------- Heggie is now a comedian (ding), father (ding), ABC panel show guest (ding), AND NOW AN AUTHOR (MORRREEEEE CHILLI) Get his book, IF YOU MUST KNOW, by clicking here ----------------------------------- Heggie dropped a THIRD YouTube special, LOWBREED, but still left the comments…

This week, two electricians arc up on a flight from Manchester to Mexico... ------------------- Hey legends, we're back on the road again with the Jetstar Handcuffs Tour. Live shows coming up in Brisbane and Melbourne. As Patreon members, you get a head start on the filth. So get in quick before the floodgates open and the scummies get in. We'll see ya there! Extra seats available for Melbourne! MELBOURNE - APR 5 - Bourke St Comedy Club (aka MAMAO Club) - SOLD OUT! PERTH - MAY 10 - Oasis Comedy Club (and before you ask, Perth/Adelaide/Tassie and more getting sorted asap) ----------------------------------- Heggie's 2025 show Yuck now on sale! ----------------------------------- Heggie is now a comedian (ding), father (ding), ABC panel show guest (ding), AND NOW AN AUTHOR (MORRREEEEE CHILLI) Get his book, IF YOU MUST KNOW, by clicking here ----------------------------------- Heggie dropped a THIRD YouTube special, LOWBREED, but still left the comments closed like a coward. Watch it here. Cody's new stand-up…

This week we're in Nashville with a space cadet Karen from Scotland. (Rad here - stay tuned at the end to hear Cody lose his shit over Heggie's internet connection from the 90's) ------------------- Hey legends, we're back on the road again with the Jetstar Handcuffs Tour. Live shows coming up in Brisbane and Melbourne. As Patreon members, you get a head start on the filth. So get in quick before the floodgates open and the scummies get in. We'll see ya there! Extra seats available for Melbourne! MELBOURNE - APR 5 - Bourke St Comedy Club (aka MAMAO Club) PERTH - MAY 10 - Oasis Comedy Club (and before you ask, Perth/Adelaide/Tassie and more getting sorted asap) ----------------------------------- Heggie's 2025 show Yuck now on sale! ----------------------------------- Heggie is now a comedian (ding), father (ding), ABC panel show guest (ding), AND NOW AN AUTHOR (MORRREEEEE CHILLI) Get his book, IF YOU MUST KNOW, by clicking here ----------------------------------- Heggie dropped a THIRD YouTube special,…

This week, flying just a little high and pissing on a plane seat... what could possibly go wrong.. ---------------------------------- Hey legends, we're back on the road again with our Jetstar Handcuffs Tour. As Patreon members, you get a week's head start on the filth. So get in quick before the floodgates open and the scummies get in. We'll see ya there! MELBOURNE - APR 5 - Bourke St Comedy Club (aka MAMAO Club) PERTH - MAY 10 - Oasis Comedy Club (and before you ask, Adelaide/Tassie and more getting sorted asap) ----------------------------------- Heggie's 2025 show Yuck now on sale! ----------------------------------- Heggie is now a comedian (ding), father (ding), ABC panel show guest (ding), AND NOW AN AUTHOR (MORRREEEEE CHILLI) Get his book, IF YOU MUST KNOW, by clicking here ----------------------------------- Heggie dropped a THIRD YouTube special, LOWBREED, but still left the comments closed like a coward. Watch it here. Cody's new stand-up special "LIVE AT THE CORNER HOTEL" is OUT NOW on YouTube…

As the title suggests, this week we share the charming ways of a real live Chad from the south of OOsa.. --------------------------------- Hey legends, we're back on the road again with live shows coming up in Brisbane and Melbourne. BrisVegas is next month! As Patreon members, you get a week's head start on the filth. So get in quick before the floodgates open and the scummies get in. We'll see ya there! BRISBANE - FEB 21 - Good Chat Comedy Club https://www.eventbrite.com.au/e/mid-flight-brawl-live-brisbane-tickets-1137111393789?aff=oddtdtcreator MELBOURNE - APR 5 - Bourke St Comedy Club (aka MAMAO Club) https://www.trybooking.com/events/landing/1339184 (and before you ask, Perth/Adelaide/Tassie and more getting sorted asap) ----------------------------------- Heggie's 2025 show Yuck now on sale! ----------------------------------- Heggie is now a comedian (ding), father (ding), ABC panel show guest (ding), AND NOW AN AUTHOR (MORRREEEEE CHILLI) Get his book, IF YOU MUST KNOW, by clicking here…

This week, another wanker that thinks he's better than everyone else, especially at being racist. --------------------------------- Hey legends, we're back on the road again with live shows coming up in Sydney, Brisbane and Melbourne. Sydney & BrisVegas are next month! As Patreon members, you get a week's head start on the filth. So get in quick before the floodgates open and the scummies get in. We'll see ya there! SYDNEY - FEB 8 - iD Comedy Club https://standupsydney.com/event/mfblive/ BRISBANE - FEB 21 - Good Chat Comedy Club https://www.eventbrite.com.au/e/mid-flight-brawl-live-brisbane-tickets-1137111393789?aff=oddtdtcreator MELBOURNE - APR 5 - Bourke St Comedy Club (aka MAMAO Club) https://www.trybooking.com/events/landing/1339184 (and before you ask, Perth/Adelaide/Tassie and more getting sorted asap) ----------------------------------- Heggie's 2025 show Yuck now on sale! ----------------------------------- Heggie is now a comedian (ding), father (ding), ABC panel show guest (ding), AND NOW AN AUTHOR…

Another week, another drunk Karen pissing herself at the airport. An “Executive Platinum Person” (her words) doesn’t make her flight after “2 vodkas in the lounge”. Berating cops dick sizes, jokes gone wrong, hitting staff, public urination…this has it all! Hey legends, we're back on the road again with live shows coming up in Sydney, Brisbane and Melbourne. Sydney & BrisVegas are next month! As Patreon members, you get a week's head start on the filth. So get in quick before the floodgates open and the scummies get in. We'll see ya there! SYDNEY - FEB 8 - iD Comedy Club https://standupsydney.com/event/mfblive/ BRISBANE - FEB 21 - Good Chat Comedy Club https://www.eventbrite.com.au/e/mid-flight-brawl-live-brisbane-tickets-1137111393789?aff=oddtdtcreator MELBOURNE - APR 5 - Bourke St Comedy Club (aka MAMAO Club) https://www.trybooking.com/events/landing/1339184 (and before you ask, Perth/Adelaide/Tassie and more getting sorted asap) ----------------------------------- Heggie's 2025 show Yuck now on sale!…

Another week, another drunk British mother in the sky. The boys are back with another story from the famous Beautician Triangle area. Turkey-yay to Manchester. Four wines down, fake teeth and her Dad apparently has a very important job. Is this lady invincible? Find out on this week’s MFB. ----------------------------------- Heggie's 2025 show Yuck now on sale! ----------------------------------- Heggie is now a comedian (ding), father (ding), ABC panel show guest (ding), AND NOW AN AUTHOR (MORRREEEEE CHILLI) Get his book, IF YOU MUST KNOW, by clicking here ----------------------------------- Heggie dropped a THIRD YouTube special, LOWBREED, but still left the comments closed like a coward. Watch it here. Cody's new stand-up special "LIVE AT THE CORNER HOTEL" is OUT NOW on YouTube Have a squizz and leave comments before he takes Heggie's cowardly route and turns off the comments. HEGGIE JUST RELEASED ANOTHER STAND-UP SPECIAL "TIPRAT" ON YOUTUBE FOR FREE! WATCH IT HERE. Heggie has a stand-up special out on…

Episode 250. They said we'd never make it. Our last live show for the year with classic sky grubbery from a few Rock and Rollers. A huge thanks to the Patrons for keeping the lights on at MFBHQ. Merry Kwismas from the MFB crew. Here's to a great 2025 because you know air biffs will keep flying in! ----------------------------------- Heggie's 2025 show Yuck now on sale! ----------------------------------- Heggie is now a comedian (ding), father (ding), ABC panel show guest (ding), AND NOW AN AUTHOR (MORRREEEEE CHILLI) Get his book, IF YOU MUST KNOW, by clicking here ----------------------------------- Heggie dropped a THIRD YouTube special, LOWBREED, but still left the comments closed like a coward. Watch it here. Cody's new stand-up special "LIVE AT THE CORNER HOTEL" is OUT NOW on YouTube Have a squizz and leave comments before he takes Heggie's cowardly route and turns off the comments. HEGGIE JUST RELEASED ANOTHER STAND-UP SPECIAL "TIPRAT" ON YOUTUBE FOR FREE! WATCH IT HERE. Heggie has a stand-up special…

Another week, another dad doing sky pingas. An American man decides that while Disneyland with his daughter has been fun, ecstasy on the flight home will be even better. He was wrong. Cody got hit up for drugs in Thailand, Heggie has a new favourite person and they try to figure out if a GoFundMe is needed for one of the boooiiizz. ----------------------------------- Heggie's 2025 show Yuck now on sale! ----------------------------------- Heggie is now a comedian (ding), father (ding), ABC panel show guest (ding), AND NOW AN AUTHOR (MORRREEEEE CHILLI) Get his book, IF YOU MUST KNOW, by clicking here ----------------------------------- Heggie dropped a THIRD YouTube special, LOWBREED, but still left the comments closed like a coward. Watch it here. Cody's new stand-up special "LIVE AT THE CORNER HOTEL" is OUT NOW on YouTube Have a squizz and leave comments before he takes Heggie's cowardly route and turns off the comments. HEGGIE JUST RELEASED ANOTHER STAND-UP SPECIAL "TIPRAT" ON YOUTUBE FOR FREE! WATCH IT…