It’s A Gay, Gay, Gay, Gay Podcast

At twenty episodes in, Mr. Malone realizes that summer just isn't all it's cracked up to be. Between the relentless heat and the nonstop energy of a 7-month-old puppy, he's one completely worn-out Gay. Talking to himself and about himself ain't so much fun for Mr Malone so he makes a decison about the future of the podcast.

Another week of hideous oppressive heat with 87% humidity. Cabin fever has set in and Mr Malone finds himself repeating things he's already talked about and not able to interact with his community. An artistic breakthrough, a trip to the Dollar Tree, Madonna's new record and an old school outrageous podcast do help him navigate through the depressing and evil summer heat.

It's a burnt-hot-skillet of a day as Mr. Malone and John Norman try to survive the heat while serving up another dose of Gay chaos. There's a surprise pop-in from a good friend, a much-needed Domino's pizza, and, of course, Gilly and her nutball friends. The scorching heat has done a number on Mr. Malones vaginal region and he's completely worn out. As always, this episode is full of random acts of gayness, good times and giggles.

It's 95°

Another gay in the life with John Norman, the Birds, Giardia Marie and Gillys friends.

Finding my soul dog felt downright mystical. The connection was instant, undeniable, and life-changing. But the horrible, ugly parasite he came with? That's another story entirely. This week, I'm asking the question I never thought I'd have to: Did I make a mistake? Can I actually do this? I'm hopelessly in love with John Norman, and I truly believe he's worth every challenge. But between the emotional whiplash, the unexpected baggage, and the toll it's taking on my rickety-crickety gay body... I'm wondering just how much more I can take. If you've ever fallen in love with a puppy whose life came with a little more chaos than you bargained for, this episode is for you.

After losing Steve and enduring months of profound grief, Mr. Malone believed he would never find another companion who could touch his heart the same way. Then came John Norman—a sweet five-month-old Rat Terrier whose arrival seemed destined to bring healing, joy, and a fresh chapter of life. But what happened next caught him completely off guard. Instead of relief, Mr. Malone found himself plunged into an overwhelming wave of fear, anxiety, and near-constant panic. As he welcomed Johnny home, he was forced to confront an unexpected emotional reality: sometimes grief doesn't end when love returns—it changes shape. In this deeply personal episode, Mr. Malone opens up about loss, attachment, the complicated emotions that can accompany a new beginning, and the surprising psychological impact of adopting a new dog after heartbreak. It's an honest conversation about love, fear, healing, and learning to trust happiness again.

Mr. Malone is convinced he's found his soul dog—but there's one catch: there's no guarantee he'll actually get to adopt him. Hope hangs in the balance! Plus, Gilly and Lexi-Pro weigh in with their thoughts, advice, and a few opinions of their own. Will fate bring Mr. Malone and this soul pup together, or is this love story still waiting for its happy ending?

It's Gay Pride Month, and Mr. Malone hits the street in full celebration mode, asking friends and neighbors one simple question: What does Gay Pride mean to you? Meanwhile, Mr. Malone finds himself facing a different kind of challenge. As an artist who has no interest in art, he decides it's time to pick up a paintbrush again. Can he rediscover his creative spark, or will the blank canvas win this round?

Mr Malone needs a change of scenery so he heads off to Palm Springs only to find himself asking one question that he finds the answer to when he gets back home.

It's Memorial Gay and Mr Malone joins his neighbors for a fun-filled barbecue and gathering. Not an all star celebrity blowout but enjoyable enough. Turkey chile, Lumpias and a parched mouth. I love you

Neighbor Lexa(pro), Coco and outrageous Gilly add to a funfilled and introspective day for Mr Malone even tho he was almost murdered by a gashead eating a breakfast burrito. My god.

Still dealing with post-Covid fatigue, Mr. Malone attempts to make the most of a wonderful Burbank day with neighbor Gilly, Jed the Mailman, and the one and only Miss Burbank. Along the way: pee dribble, a trip to Trader Joe’s to return some horrid tasting honey, neighborhood wandering, and an early surrender to bed. As always. Thank you.

Mr. Malone faces a turning point as his health forces him to make a difficult decision—one that could change everything. In this deeply personal episode, he gets an update on his laser surgery and learns whether his recovery is finally on the right track. Just when he needs it most, an unexpected and heartfelt message from a stranger brings a moment of clarity and connection. Balancing the heavier moments, Diana and Gilly bring their usual warmth, humor, and chaos, reminding us that even in uncertain times, there’s always room for laughter and friendship.

Mr. Malone finally begins to understand why the past few months of his life have been so emotionally and physically grueling. What felt like chaos reveals itself as something deeper—connected, purposeful, and impossible to ignore. The journey culminates in a shocking “grand finale”: an unexpected trip to the ER that feels like the final purge.In the aftermath, a powerful realization takes hold—everything in life is interwoven. Even after they’re gone, our beloved pets remain with us in ways we don’t always see, helping guide us through the weight of debilitating grief. This episode stands as a testament to that unseen bond, and to the healing that can emerge from even the most overwhelming moments.

Mr Malone turns 64 today and has a wonderful day doing nothing but making turkey chili. Brief Birthday visits with Gilly, Neighbor Andrew and Diana (Buttercup). A truly Happy Birthday in gratitude, love and farts.

Mr Malone gets ditched by Gilly, shut down by Buttercup and advised by neighbor Chanel. A quick "happy" visit with the local liquor store cashier, a Target run and because balance is important ... a couple of absolute stinkers tossed in for your listening pleasure. It’s messy, it’s funny, it’s a little too relatable … just another wonderful gay in the neighborhood.

Mr. Malone heads in for a routine trip to the optometrist—nothing out of the ordinary, or so he thinks. What begins as a simple appointment quickly spirals into an unexpected and perilous twist, forcing him to confront more than just his eyesight. But in the aftermath of chaos, something remarkable happens. The day transforms into a powerful reminder of gratitude, presence, and perspective. Through humor, reflection, and a few hard-earned lessons, Mr. Malone discovers that even life’s most unsettling moments can reveal something deeply meaningful. This episode is a heartfelt (and at times hilarious) exploration of how staying present and choosing joy—even when things go sideways—can lead to a more peaceful, grounded, and fulfilling life.

Mr Malone enjoys a wonderful Burbank morning rainstorm. Diana visits, a flirty trip to Trader Joe’s, Little Lady runs away and Old Man Living Legend scuffles by for a quick chat. Malone ends his day with a luxurious bath and a surprise butt snort in bed before he says a cozy goodnight.

After a seven-year hiatus, Mr. Malone bursts back onto the scene—well-rested, slightly unhinged, and yes, gayer than ever. Set against a wonderful Burbank morning, this episode spirals delightfully: from a very personal visit to a charmingly sexy urologist (why is he peeing so much?) to a wholesome-yet-chaotic check-in with neighbor Gilly. Toss in a reflective neighborhood stroll, a wildly unnecessary megaphone rant aimed at loud neighbors, and you’ve got peak Malone energy. He tucks you in with a sweet goodnight, a polite little toot, and a heartfelt thank you.