Lise and Sarah

TV has frankly gotten too good. What we need is an evil twin, a demonic possession and a storyline we cab follow despite missing six weeks of episodes. Sarah is campaigning to bring back the daytime soap opera, because we think honestly think Passions was better than Severance. Meanwhile, a French woman's fashion rule says the secret to looking fabulous is trying a little less. Plus, are coin purses officially extinct? And Sarah's genius trick for getting a house full of teenage girls to actually sleep at a sleepover. The Fine Print: The French Rule of Dressing is here https://www.instagram.com/reels/DdyDkPrMh1s/ Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD on Apple Podcasts here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah) For Android users you can become a Goldie via Substack! The best way is to subscribe via your desktop computer here: https://liseandsarah.substack.com/ Disco Club tickets are here! BRISBANE | FRI NOV 20 | TICKETS:…

We’re back. And before we hit the cluster of term 4, while our brains are still functioning, we’re predicting the upcoming trends of spring and summer. Peplums are back. Bandanas are lurking. White nighties are in. Wonderbras have risen from the dead. And there’s a brand new word we’d like you all to work into conversation this week: porcine. Consider this your unqualified spring/summer trend forecast!! The Fine Print: Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD on Apple Podcasts here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah) For Android users you can become a Goldie via Substack! The best way is to subscribe via your desktop computer here: https://liseandsarah.substack.com/ Disco Club tickets are here! BRISBANE | FRI NOV 20 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869 BRISBANE | SAT NOV 21 | SOLD OUT MELBOURNE FRI NOV 27 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869 SYDNEY SAT NOV 28 | TICKETS…

If you need a genuinely good read for the school holidays, we’ve got you. Liane Moriarty is back in the world of Big Little Lies with the very hotly antipated banger, Big Little Truths. It’s ten years later, with teenagers, perimenopause, ageing parents, school WhatsApp groups and one very mysterious severed finger. She joins us to talk why this stage of life gave her so much to work with. We also get into Hollywood casting, parenting teenagers who apparently don’t need you until suddenly they desperately do at midnight, and the experience of reading a book that feels just a little too much like your own life. Big Little Truths is out now. Consider your holiday reading sorted! The Fine Print: Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD on Apple Podcasts here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah) For Android users you can become a Goldie via Substack! The best way is to subscribe via your desktop computer here: https://liseandsarah.substack.com/ The show phone is: 0489 214 653 Our…

When the Carlaw’s won the meat tray at the footy it was treated with the reverence of a third child. And it’s got Sarah thinking. Say you win big. A stonking powerball or a lotto. Who would you tell? How much would you give away? And if you kept it quiet… what would the signs be? Lise has a conspiracy theory about an Australian influencer, Sarah’s buying a place in Bondi, and Dane just wants the serenity of a Bonnie Doon-style mudflat. And, Gen Z apparently aren’t pashing anymore, if they even call it that. The Fine Print: Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD on Apple Podcasts here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah) For Android users you can become a Goldie via Substack! The best way is to subscribe via your desktop computer here: https://liseandsarah.substack.com/ The show phone is: 0489 214 653 Our mailbag address is: Lise and Sarah Clearshot Digital Unit 3 / 421 Logan Road Stones Corner QLD 4120 Don’t forget to read Big Little Truths with us for a spontaneous book…

At Casa Carlaws, they’re gearing up for a big week. They’re hosting the semi-formal "pre’s. Teenagers in suits and sateen, and the house looking it’s absolute best. That was until Max took hold of the high pressure hose, and created “art” on the driveway. Complete with ball hair. Can we all go live at Sarah’s instead, where it’s spa days, “huzz” talk and dreamy French braid aesthetics? Meanwhile, Sarah has officially had enough of the digital leash, is paying your kids “brave dollars” actually genius parenting, and meet the perfect rescue dog: a three-legged Jack Russell called Toto The Fine Print: Send us something for the background! The address for fan mail, cards, post it notes and drawings is: Lise and Sarah Clearshot Digital Unit 3 / 421 Logan Road Stones Corner QLD 4120 Don’t forget to read Big Little Truths with us for a spontaneous book club https://www.panmacmillan.com.au/9781761563102/ Disco Club tickets are here! BRISBANE | FRI NOV 20 | TICKETS:…

Lise has returned from the Great Ocean Road with a new identity: biker woman. Turns out romance in midlife looks less like champagne and rose petals and more like thermals, Tipping Point, and your husband listening to the same Bon Jovi song for approximately 70 hours. We also investigate a Gen X theory: did growing up with brutal 90s video games accidentally make us more resilient? Plus: the shoes giving pig trotter, a wildlife encounter that absolutely was not a wildlife encounter, and the brilliant things we’re watching and reading right now. The Fine Print: This episode was proudly brought to you by NESCAFÉ https://www.instagram.com/nescafeanz/ Need a new read? Read Big Little Truths with us for a spontaneous book club https://www.panmacmillan.com.au/9781761563102/ Send us something for the background! The address for fan mail, cards, post it notes and drawings is: Lise and Sarah Clearshot Digital Unit 3 / 421 Logan Road Stones Corner QLD 4120 Disco Club tickets are here! BRISBANE | FRI NOV 20 | TICKETS:…

Oh god. We’ve both been sleeping on the botched side of the bed…. for decades. According to Feng Shui, one side gives you active dragon energy, while the other offers the deep rest and restoration of the tiger. Unfortunately, the men appear to have claimed the tiger side, which is possibly why we’re so tired? Also: Sarah proposes a national spending limit for children’s birthday presents, Lise reports that our carefully chosen grey-and-white homes are now apparently embarrassing, and we have a plan to bring friendship speed dating to Brisbane. The Fine Print: Send us something for the background! The address for fan mail, cards, post it notes and drawings is: Lise and Sarah Clearshot Digital Unit 3 / 421 Logan Road Stones Corner QLD 4120 Disco Club tickets are here! BRISBANE | FRI NOV 20 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869 BRISBANE | SAT NOV 21 | SOLD OUT MELBOURNE FRI NOV 27 | TICKETS:…

The Esprit sweater has gone viral at Costco in the US, and elder millenials are losing their minds. Lise is preparing to mobilise a nationwide operation. Women at every Port. Someone on the inside. She needs answers (and possibly a Costco membership). Elsewhere, Lise declares that 23 years of The Block is enough, before remembering why Shelley Craft is actually probably Australia best and nicest celebrity. Now she wants to watch The Block again, just for Shelley. Fair! Plus, why teenagers would rather hold their bladder until exploding point than ask another human being where the toilet is, and driving in the 90’s. And finally, the Scottish tarot results are in. Apparently the future holds adventure, abundance…..and Sunflowers. Shit you not. The Fine Print: Send us something for the background! The address for fan mail, cards, post it notes and drawings is: Lise and Sarah Clearshot Digital Unit 3 / 421 Logan Road Stones Corner QLD 4120 Disco Club tickets are here! BRISBANE | FRI NOV 20 | TICKETS:…

Are you cutting a fringe? Hiring skip bins to throw away the whole house? Taking up a sneaky cig habit? Thinking about casually walking out of your life and into a new one? Yes. We know you are. So we’ve brought in the Patron Saint of midlife reckonings, Em Rusciano, for a special episode on just this. Em Rusciano has spent her life being impressive. Winning, performing, achieving and making herself indispensable to everyone around her. Then came the moment in her 40’s when she realised - she couldn’t do it anymore. She wouldn’t do it anymore. In this stunningly honest conversation, Em tells us why blowing up your life can sometimes be the only way to save it. She talks about the hidden cost of over-functioning, and the uncomfortable truth about boundaries; you will lose people over them. And that’s ok. Plus, the small acts of midlife rebellion bringing Em back to herself. Em’s turned it all into an incredible new live show, Addicted to Love. It’s touring nationally; and we’re heading along to the Brissie…

Dealing with narcissists? Gossips? Toxic people? Sarah has the answer: Grey rocking. Where you become so boring, so neutral and so impossible to bait that they simply have nowhere to go. Also: Sarah wants answers about a very expensive orthotics upsell, Lise wants to unpack Penélope Cruz’s deeply unexpected hobby, and a tiny teenage request becomes a multi-generational cooking day for the memory bank. Plus, pointy flats and the power of saying, “No, thank you.” The Fine Print: Send us something for the background! The address for fan mail, cards, post it notes and drawings is: Lise and Sarah Clearshot Digital Unit 3 / 421 Logan Road Stones Corner QLD 4120 Disco Club tickets are here! BRISBANE | FRI NOV 20 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869 BRISBANE | SAT NOV 21 | SOLD OUT MELBOURNE FRI NOV 27 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869 SYDNEY SAT NOV 28 | TICKETS…

Sarah has a burning question for retail. She is in your shop. She is there to buy something. She is your target market. She has money. So why oh why is she….completely invisible? Meanwhile. the Clean Girl era is dead, and party girl is in. After years of sleep scores, slicked-back buns, perfect skincare routines and optimising ourselves, the new trend is…..the opposite. Lise explains why the new “party girl” is less about wild nights and more about being slightly messy. Plus, why did our parents have people over constantly while the thought of hosting a casual dinner now requires six weeks of preparation and a nervous breakdown? Could Taco Tuesday be the answer? The Fine Print: Send us something for the background! The address for fan mail, cards, post it notes and drawings is: Lise and Sarah Clearshot Digital Unit 3 / 421 Logan Road Stones Corner QLD 4120 Disco Club tickets are here! BRISBANE | FRI NOV 20 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869 BRISBANE | SAT…

Science says being judgy might actually be good for your friendships, so it’s time to reveal the hatred that unites us: Sunflowers and Gerberas. Plus, Lise has become the teenage party house and has rules, snacks and one open toilet to prove it. And Reese Witherspoon holding a Sweet Valley High book has sent us into a full detective spiral. Are we getting a reboot? And more importantly, were you an Elizabeth or a Jessica? Plus, you voted for adventure. You voted for Guinea Pigs. You voted for Tarot! Our Scottish online reading awaits. What will it reveal? The Fine Print: Send us something for the background! The address for fan mail, cards, post it notes and drawings is: Lise and Sarah Clearshot Digital Unit 3 / 421 Logan Road Stones Corner QLD 4120 Disco Club tickets are here! BRISBANE | FRI NOV 20 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869 BRISBANE | SAT NOV 21 | SOLD OUT MELBOURNE FRI NOV 27 | TICKETS:…

Look. Sometimes, a mysterious Scottish tarot reader comes into your life. Sometimes you want to say ‘yes, mysterious person. Please predict my future with your online witchcraft’ Sometimes you want to shout “it’s not a scam, Sarah! I swear!’ Today is that day. And naturally, Sarah is suspicious. Also this week: Lise roadtests the latest genius TikTok parenting hack - sibling dinners - and gives it a ten out of ten. And in a desperate attempt to get off her phone, Sarah has discovered cooking. She’s so insufferably smug about it that she just basically wants to brag, ok? The Fine Print: Want to send us something for the background? The address for fan mail, cards, post it notes and drawings is: Lise and Sarah Clearshot Digital Unit 3 / 421 Logan Road Stones Corner QLD 4120 The show phone is 0489 214 653 Disco Club tickets are here! BRISBANE | FRI NOV 20 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869 BRISBANE | SAT NOV 21 | SOLD OUT MELBOURNE FRI NOV 27 | TICKETS:…

Why did supermarket samples disappear? Bring them back! Stop charging us for paper bags and bring in the cheese! Plus, the horror of technology dobbing you in - including Strava sex documentation - and whether a trip to Paris to see Celine Dion can be written off as podcast research. Plus: why is a handheld fan being dismissed as a “silly luxury” because it’s targeted at women? Lise would like to have a word about it. The Fine Print: The show phone is 0489 214 653 Send us something for the background! The address for fan mail, cards, post it notes and drawings is: Lise and Sarah Clearshot Digital Unit 3 / 421 Logan Road Stones Corner QLD 4120 Disco Club tickets are here! BRISBANE | FRI NOV 20 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869 BRISBANE | SAT NOV 21 | SOLD OUT MELBOURNE FRI NOV 27 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869 SYDNEY SAT NOV 28 | TICKETS…

If you’re prone to the Sunday Scaries, the dread of returning to work on a Monday, spare a thought for our Goldie who had had a wildly vivid sex dream about her new boss. She now cannot look him in the eye. Is it desire? Is it stress? Should she raise it in her 1:1? We investigate with all the scientific rigour of two women plugging “what does a sex dream about your boss mean” into ChatGPT. Speaking of dreams, we end up on Dane’s motorbike fantasy, which now includes slutty leather pants and long hair whipping in the wind. Please. Sometimes all a girl wants is Target tracksuit pants and a warm pub lunch. Show notes: The show phone is 0489 214 653 Want to become a Goldie? You get episodes every Friday that the free listeners don’t get. Subscribe either on Apple Podcasts here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah) For Android users, the best way is to subscribe via Substack, on your desktop computer here: https://liseandsarah.substack.com/ You can then connect your Substack to Spotify. Here’s how: How to listen to…

Perth, you yelled and we heard you After a spectacular amount of DM chaos, Disco Club is officially coming to Perth this December! And yes, it’s happening FAST. 🪩 Saturday 5 December 🪩 Metro City Perth 🪩 General public tickets on sale Friday 19 June at 11am Perth time. Want early access to tickets? There are TWO WAYS: But stuff that. Since you’ve read the show notes we’re gonna make it really easy. The Pre-Sale link is right here: https://mtix.me/discoclub Pre-sale is open from Thursday 18 June at 10am Perth time until Friday 19 June at 10am Perth time. You can still sign up to Disco Mail RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW (https://www.discoclub.com.au/) to get tips and other things, or get your pre-sale access that way! And Goldies: the pre-sale link drops in the Lise & Sarah Gold Facebook group tomorrow morning, but you’re ahead of everyone because you read this far down. Great job. Love that for you. Ok! Rally the troops, fire up the WhatsApp group, and we will see you on the West Side. Head to discoclub.com.au for…

It’s midwinter, we’re nesting, and frankly we need things to watch, read, wear, rub on our faces and obsess over immediately. This week, it’s our bumper recommendation list. From the podcast that blew our minds to the tradwife novel everyone is fighting for at the library, the $28 Big W bomber that looks suspiciously expensive, and the nappy rash cream beauty hack nobody saw coming. Plus: Pears soap nostalgia, designer jewellery secrets, bed-making rage, scapula pullbacks and a surprisingly persuasive case for getting a colonoscopy. Something for everyone! The Fine Print: Disco Club tickets are here! BRISBANE | SAT NOV 21 | TICKETS https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869 MELBOURNE FRI NOV 27 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869 SYDNEY SAT NOV 28 | TICKETS https://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/Show.aspx?sh=LISSARDC26&eg=VENUE&ep=VENUE The show phone is 0489 214 653 Send us something for the background! The address for…

Welcome to the Sunday Sesh! This week, Lise has been mainlining Codral on the couch, and somehow ended up convinced that J.Lo’s new Netflix rom-com Office Romance is a masterpiece. Sarah - sans Codral - has questions. This is the full debrief on Netflix’s Number One Movie: the questionable chemistry, Brett Goldstein as the new beta leading man, J.Lo’s eternal relevance, and an animatronic newborn. As Oprah would say, she’s the mother we never had, the sister we wished for…..and the Is it comfort-watch genius or one hour and 53 minutes you’ll never get back? The Fine Print: The show phone is 0489 214 653 Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah) Disco Club November tour is now on sale (Featuring J-Lo songs now of course). Tickets here: BRISBANE | SAT NOV 21 | TICKETS https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869 MELBOURNE FRI NOV 27 | TICKETS:…

Sarah has brought her year 12 formal dress into the studio and, naturally, it comes with a full-blown teenage love story Meanwhile, Lise’s husband has uttered the four most suspicious words in marriage: “Buy whatever you want” - which can only mean one thing. Plus, Russell Crowe has accidentally gifted us the life coaching mantra we didn’t know we needed. The Fine Print: The show phone is 0489 214 653 Send us something for the background! The address for fan mail, cards, post it notes and drawings is: Lise and Sarah Clearshot Digital Unit 3 / 421 Logan Road Stones Corner QLD 4120 Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD on Apple Podcasts here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah) For Android users you can become a Goldie via Substack! The best way is to subscribe via your desktop computer here: https://liseandsarah.substack.com/ You can then connect your Substack to Spotify. Here’s how: How to listen to Lise & Sarah GOLD on Spotify Open your welcome email from Substack after…

Time for a Sunday sesh on the show currently ruining everyone’s productivity: Off Campus. Yes, it’s about college students. Yes, there’s hockey, abs, a college student who cooks elaborate meals, a mysterious hunt named Garrett Graham. And yes, we are two women in their forties who are suddenly ready to buy Briar U merch. From the genius nostalgia bait and very deliberate female gaze, to why this show feels like Felicity, 10 Things I Hate About You this is a deep dive into the binge-watch we can’t stop talking about. The Fine Print: The show phone is 0489 214 653 You can now watch the show on Spotify, Youtube and Apple Podcasts. Just search for Lise and Sarah Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah) Send us something for the background! The address for fan mail, cards, post it notes and drawings is: Lise and Sarah Clearshot Digital Unit 3 / 421 Logan Road Stones Corner QLD 4120 Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to…

This week, we are becoming women who write handwritten notes instead of doom-scrolling at all hours. BUT IT’S HARD OK? Phones are addictive. Birthday cards require effort. But we must try! So we’re opening up fan mail for you to send. If you can pull yourself away from your phone that is. Also in this episode: Lise reveals the deeply unhinged French sock-folding rule that shaped her childhood Sarah names a Lise’s new dog. A listener named Luke asks for relationship advice after his wife derails their move to Australia for a Bruno Mars concert. Naturally, Sarah puts on her unqualified couples therapist hat and gets straight to work. Send fan mail, cards, post it notes, drawings, ANYTHING to Lise and Sarah’s Mail Bag Clearshot Digital 3/421 Logan Road Stones Corner QLD 4120 The Fine Print: The show phone is 0489 214 653 You can now watch the show on Spotify, Youtube and Apple Podcasts. Just search for Lise and Sarah Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here…

Two things no one saw coming. Formal’s have lost the plot. Because now teenage girls are now bagsing dresses on Facebook like it’s the Met Gala seating chart. And can a vasectomy… undo itself? Because we hear from a listener whose husband became known as The Inseminator after not one but two post-vasectomy babies. Also: Lise has developed a full-blown fantasy about blowing up her life and moving into a tiny Paris apartment, and Sarah is suspicious of a French man named Ulyssez. Plus, Lise brings Sarah the “rule of three” for retraining your brain, and Sarah does everything in her power to remain .. untrained. Pls gaze upon Lise’s Paris Apartments here: https://www.instagram.com/lucierauschnabel?igsh=MWw1NGhlNGN5dzg2YQ== https://www.instagram.com/maison.sacrecoeur?igsh=MTkybnc2YWhydGcyeA== https://www.instagram.com/erinrjackson?igsh=N3R5dGw3Ym91M21y And here is the famous Ulyssez https://www.instagram.com/ulyssezachary?igsh=djJpdDNyd2htbmht The show phone is 0489 214 653 The Fine Print: Want to support the…

Lise possibly went to see a white witch, and she has some new ideas about entering menopause. Don't blame her, it's the moon. Meanwhile, Sarah has become deeply concerned about babies without socks, forcing Lise to remember that the other day....she went to the gym in only socks. And someone's husband has entered their game show era. Is this the Tipping Point in the relationship? The show phone is 0489 214 653 The Fine Print: You can now watch the show on Spotify and Youtube! Just search for Lise and Sarah We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it…

We went to see the sequel with extremely high expectations, several champagnes, and a deep commitment to Miranda Priestly. The verdict? Beautiful to look at but completely forgettable. Also in this episode: Sarah has a catastrophic midlife realization that she’s officially the friend who stacks it, Lise discovers the DIY heat pack hack and we spiral over the absurd new shoe currently terrifying women over 40 everywhere and coming to a Seed this Summer. Wanna leave a message on the show phone? 0489 214 653 The Fine Print: You can now watch the show on Spotify and Youtube! Just search for Lise and Sarah Vote on Spotify if you want Sarah to wear her fancy pants shirt on the pod We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web…

You know that moment when you’re watching someone else’s relationship and thinking: I could fix this? Sarah does. So this week she's discovered a new calling: Couples therapy. But instead of spending time on emotional breakthroughs and softly spoken insights, she has a more efficient approach. Also in this episode: The people's shirt finally gets a run The gateway drug for teenage girls: part line foils A 16-year-old boy’s extremely detailed pitch for Pet Rats Has Channel Nine jumped The Shark? And finally, Wasabi Peas is the new midlife meditation Need entirely unqualified couples advice? The show phone is 0489 214 653 The Fine Print: You can now watch the show on Spotify and Youtube! Just search for Lise and Sarah Vote on Spotify if you want Sarah to wear her fancy pants shirt on the pod We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web…

We may have just solved getting dressed. Because we accidentally created a fashion rule that fixes every outfit dilemma: casual, casual, formal. Formal, formal, casual. Also: Sarah bought a very spenny shirt that she now claims is only for 'special occasions.' Will the podcast ever make the cut? Plus, the very specific signs someone was rich when you were a kid Then after Lise watches the Manosphere documentary with her son, we dive into the world of “looksmaxxing”. Fascinating, unsettling, and maybe closer to home than you think The show phone is 0489 214 653 The Fine Print: You can now watch the show on Spotify and Youtube! Just search for Lise and Sarah Vote on Spotify if you want Sarah to wear her fancy pants shirt on the pod We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step • Click here:…

How on Earth did we end up emceeing the world's most talked about wellness retreat? We're still processing it. And just as we were on a high from our 30 seconds with Meghan Markle, we crashed down to earth with a Woolies run, four loads of washing and a rodent in a shoebox. So yeah I guess we have range. The show phone is 0489 214 653 - and we are still taking submissions for The Shit In Your House The Fine Print: You can now watch the show on Spotify and Youtube! Just search for Lise and Sarah We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like…

She was working in a bridal shop in Flushing Queens, so when Fran Drescher talks about love, we listen. This week everyone is talking about her unconventional take on marriage, divorce and ex-husbands, and it has us re-thinking the rule book. Also this episode: a heated grammar debate, the one place in our lives we let everything fall apart, and the tiny, brilliant hack that means you will never panic about leaving your hair straighter on again. The show phone is 0489 214 653 - send us your filthy little corner. The Fine Print: You can now watch the show on Spotify and Youtube! Just search for Lise and Sarah We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple…

If everything feels a bit weird right now, sames. Lise didn't even leave the house this Easter. Don't worry, she has the French Easter Bell tradition to cheer everyone up. Plus, in a cost of living crisis, when everyone is tightening the belt, it's extremely important not to spend recklessly. Except Sarah accidentally bought a $471 shirt and now we need to justify it at all costs. And just as things look on the up, Lise talks about losing her family dog. RIP Minnie. Shop Sarah's Depop HERE and help her fund The People's Shirt The show phone is 0489 214 653 The Fine Print: You can now watch the show on Spotify and Youtube! Just search for Lise and Sarah We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there,…

Ever had the skip bin fantasy? When you want to throw away your entire house and start again? Sames. We're over everyones perfect houses, it's time to make crap houses great again. Plus, the freedom of quitting gel nails, why you need eight hugs a day, and run to Ikea because you're gonna need a foot stool pronto. Send your crap house things to the show phone: 0489 214 653 The Fine Print: You can now watch the show on Spotify and Youtube! Just search for Lise and Sarah We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) • We…

In a world of annoying ads, rogue medical advice (hi, Green Whistle) and stupid games on Tik Tok, sometimes you gotta go deep. And today,. Sarah’s daughter turns 15. Only it's not just a birthday, it’s a full-blown emotional reckoning. There are ugly cries and beautiful truths today. Get on board. The show phone is 0489 214 653 The Fine Print: You can now watch the show on Spotify and Youtube! Just search for Lise and Sarah We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for…

After 45 years of being the poster girl for healthy living, Lise has a confession: somehow she has picked up a ciggy and had a little smoko. It's complicated. Sarah re-watched Mrs Doubtfire and is suddenly on the side of Sally Field. Who would eat who in a zombie apocalypse? And this week in woo-woo, the strange moment a tennis ball appeared exactly when it was needed most. The show phone is 0489 214 653 The Fine Print: You can now watch the show on Spotify and Youtube! Just search for Lise and Sarah We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look…

Big news! You can now watch us on Spotify and Youtube. It's a decision we may come to regret, but for now, just search Lise & Sarah on Spotify and Youtube and watch our faces get involved! Today, we have a new office but we're using it for more than work. Sarah's had it with shop return policies. Lise convinces everyone that colonoscopies are the break we all need and deserve, sharing her genuinely enthusiastic tips (including why you should never book the morning slot). And finally, we go down a rabbit hole of brand names we’ve all been pronouncing wrong. Sorry, Porsche. The show phone is 0489 214 653 The Fine Print: We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, click on sign in, log in/create an…

It was the biggest show of its time. Ten thousand girls lined up to be cast by Tyra Banks in America's Next Top Model. It was the days of early Reality TV before we knew the tricks of the content-making machine. But watching it back in 2026 feels like....... oh God, we really let this happen? The sex on camera. The fat shaming. The “fix your gap.” The race-swapping shoot. It was unhinged and problematic in all the worst ways; and we ate it up And now we have to unpack why. Got opinions? The show phone is 0489 214 653 The Fine Print: We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android user, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise &…

What started out as a casual holiday purchase - a fake Louis Vuitton handbag - has rapidly escalated. The show phone has a message with someone claiming to be from the Louis Vuitton brand protection team. There is a file number. There is a London number to call. Nobody panic though, because Lise knows how to spin it into a positive. Plus, mindfulness coach Ben Crowe has an 'introduction challenge' that proves....very challenging. And the woo-woo habits we’re adopting to survive the year. No judgement; but we're talking to the trees. Got opinions? Feedback? Are you Elizabeth from the LVMH brand protection team? The show phone is 0489 214 653 The Fine Print: This episode is proudly brought to you by leading family safety app, Life 360 We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android user, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step • Click here:…

Sarah may or may not be an international criminal after purchasing a fake Louis Vuitton Neverfull. There are whispers of customs seizures, in-store confiscations and French prison sentences. She’s rattled. Meanwhile, Lise receives a school email that sends her into a full-blown “let teenage boys have freedom” spiral. Permission slips? For cars? Is this why Gen Z can’t make a GP appointment? Add in: a Bridgerton betrayal (Benedict, we need to talk), an all-inclusive holiday that ruined real life forever, and a wholesome Andy Lee sighting that restores our faith in men. Low stakes. High drama. Zero legal advice. Got opinions? Feedback? The show phone is 0489 214 653 The Fine Print: This episode is proudly brought to you by leading family safety app, Life 360 We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android user, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. How does it work? Here's a…

Sarah turns up with a bouffant fringe the size of a small Fiat and refuses to apologise. From there, things escalate quickly. We’re calling time on ice-cream taste testers (it’s rude) unpacking whether school uniforms are sexist, and desperately clawing our way out of the gel nails cycle Low stakes. Strong opinions. Absolutely no taste tests. Got opinions? Feedback? The show phone is 0489 214 653 The Fine Print: This episode is proudly brought to you by leading family safety app, Life 360 We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android user, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY…

No prep. No salads. No mental load. Just a pig on a spit, a potato masher as a serving spoon, and women sitting on eskies like it’s 1987. This week, Sarah witnesses what might be the most radical feminist act of her life at PigFest: a party where the men handled everything and the women did....nothing. How did it go? Plus: a fake designer bag conundrum Send a voice memo to the show phone! The number is 0489 214 653 This episode is proudly brought to you by leading family safety app, Life 360 We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android user, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a…

Snakes. This is your moment. Time to shed what no longer serves you. Old habits, emotional clutter, or perhaps the platter your best friend lovingly and thoughtfully gifted you. Sarah has officially become a corkboard lady - a triumph! But unfortunately, just as she was feeling powerful, she discovered that Lise had remorselessly sent the TJ Maxx platter she once gave her off in a boat to China. Thankfully if Sarah is feeling sad about it, she has plenty of miserable clothes to choose from. BUY SARAHS FUNERAL FRIENDLY WARDROBE ON DEPOP Send a voice memo to the show phone: 0489 214 653 Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android user, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The…

It’s part two of our Best Of the Year and frankly, we have questions. Whatever happened to the heel and toe? Are men in sockettes are a hard no? Is the cult book Far Out Brussel Sprout responsible for raising the best Australian generation ever? The show phone is: 0489 214 653 Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android user, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This one is for the stayers who’ve been laughing with us all year and anyone new who wants the good bits without doing the homework. We stitched together your most-DM’d moments: the midlife-piercing rebellion, the sandal-gate saga, the unexpectedly lucrative foot arch, our fake-assistant era, and the teenage-boy doorbell hack that changed everything See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

New Year, New You? Sames. It's our year of lifting heavy. But if you're confused by the internet yelling at you to lift weights, but you're not sure where to start, we got you. This episode was behind the paywall but we're bringing it out for everyone to hear, because physio and exercise physiologist Paula Hindel is here to give you the actual starter kit for midlife strength that works in real life. We hear about the four non‑negotiable exercises, exactly how heavy to go with “reps in reserve,” why walking is wonderful and the truth about weighted vests. There’s also a special 20% off Paula’s Learn to Lift 8‑week program for Lise and Sarah Listeners with the code LISEANDSARAH20 - you can sign up here See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Light a candle, ditch the family for a walk, and come rage-clean with us. We’re doing a full-moon purge of everything that hijacked our brain real estate this year, in this compilation of our most ragey segments. There's the $10K “investment” dirt bike Dane suddenly “can’t sell,” the lady asking her golden retriever to pick her gel nail colour, the goodie-bag serum industrial complex, and pastel-only women’s sneakers. It’s cathartic, a little unhinged, and exactly what your New Year energy ordered. Strap in, witches. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everyone ok? Today’s a little Boxing Day welfare check: naps on tap, cricket murmuring in the background (no idea what’s happening), and channelling bin chickens at the fridge. Lise has two elite moves: OJ ice cubes under Champagne and panettone French toast. And, shes' taking the tree down before the new year energy hits, and playing her favourite sport, adding $1200 of nonsense to cart and never checking out. Permission slip granted: go low and slow today. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our Chrissy present to you: the best (and most unhinged) “We Listen & We Don’t Judge” confessions of 2025. We’re talking the empty-roll dab, Kmart exchange-and-dash, ex-husband laundry crimes, hat-hoarding mums, ranger-dialling neighbours and toothbrush revenge. It’s feral, it’s freeing, it’s friendship. Tell us yours - show phone’s is below. 💅🎄 The show phone is: 0489 214 653 Keep the good times rolling with the Spotify Playlist: Lise and Sarah Kick Ons Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, we got you! You don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!) • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) • We suggest you…

Do you get ugly with your friends? Like, truly goblin-mode, feral-little-troll ugly? Because that is the highest tier of female friendship and we’ve officially entered it. It’s nine days ‘til Christmas, our bodies are shutting down, cafes are charging $5.80 for a DIY teabag, and Sarah blatantly fangirled a very cool rock band in the Virgin priority line and honestly we may never recover. Thank you for a year of laughs. We love you, we do this all for you. Merry Christmas. And don’t panic, we’re dropping episodes twice a week all summer because we know you have abandonment issues and we respect that. Send a message to the show phone: 0489 214 653 Want to support the show and become a Goldie? We have a 30 day free trial on right now. Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, we got you! You don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!) • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will…

Come into our joy space! We spent company money seeing Oprah Live for personal development reasons, so here is the recap. From the hardest hitting lines to the meet and greet that channelled something within us, it was a salve for the end of year chaos. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Some women get diamonds for their birthday. Not here. It's Eau De Minion, and everyone's obsessed. Term Four has officially claimed another victim and Lise is deep in the trenches. Between blackouts, a tooth snapped on a Jatz cracker, and the world’s most cursed over-the-counter sleeping pill, it’s a lot. And the girls test the “11 Habits of a Well-Groomed Woman” and fail. But it was mostly a bullshit article anyway, further proof you should not click on anything while lying awake at 3am The show phone is: 0489 214 653 This show was brought to you by Brown Brothers www.brownbrothers.com.au Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, we got you! You don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!) • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to…

Except Sarah. She wants them on her lovely tall girl legs, but will she just end up selling them on Depop? Meanwhile, Lise has reached lunchbox liberation, and there are two types of people; the rare people who love having 'Happy Birthday' sung to them..and everyone else. And the show phone reveals a listener dilemma for the ages: what's more important - Year 6 Graduation or Lady Gaga? The show phone is: 0489 214 653 Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, we got you! You don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!) • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the…

Four cities! Four dates! Go, go, go! Rally the group chat, crown a Ticket Captain (Nicole, this is your time), and be ready because tickets open at midday today local time. Max 10 tix per order (Brisbane max 8). TICKET LINKS: BRISBANE MARCH 7 MELBOURNE MARCH 20 SYDNEY MARCH 27 PERTH MARCH 28 Questions? DM us @discoclubaus on instagram Or check the website See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.