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1182 - “I Wasn’t That Bad At The Christmas Party Was I?” Asks Man Whose Name Has Been Escalated To Global HR

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1182 - “I Wasn’t That Bad At The Christmas Party Was I?” Asks Man Whose Name Has Been Escalated To Global HR

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The Betoota Advocate report fiercely - without fear or favour.

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Heavily Lawyered Up NRL Superstars Finally Able To Prove Their Innocence In The Face Of Lying Senior Cops, Which Makes Ya Wonder What Happens To The Young Indigenous Men Who Don't Have Access To The Best Legal Representation In The Country

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“I Wasn’t That Bad At The Christmas Party Was I?” Asks Man Whose Name Has Been Escalated To Global HR

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Local Influencer Gives Child A Catalogue Of Beige Coloured Toys To Choose From For Christmas

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Local Bloke Helps Wife Prepare House For Guests Coming Over By Cleaning The Shed

Mum Who Thinks Son’s Chirpy Mood Is Due To A Love Interest Has No Idea He Just Cracked 100kg

Local Truckie Starting To Get Excited Now That Christmas Is Only Three Sleeps Away

Boys Come Together To Farewell 5’5 Mate Who’s Off To The North Pole To Work In Santa’s Factory

Foreign Tradie Mocked By Foreman For Completing Job Quickly And To A High Standard

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RBA Chief Michele Bullock Wants People Under 35 To Simply Exist To Service A Mortgage

Cousin Who Just Finished 1st Year At Regional Uni Returns For Christmas With Supreme Piss Fitness

Local Chihuahua On Its Way To Fuck Up The Biggest Dog In The Park

South Australian Man Gives Birth To World Record 11 Sons

Country Lad Living In Inner City Share House Keeps Getting Told Off For Leaving Front Door Unlocked

Solo Continues Aggressive Expansion Into Non-Soft Drink Markets

Dad Finally Agrees To Exercise For 1st Time In A Decade By Sprinting As Fast As He Can For 1 Hour

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Sober Teenagers Punch On With Pissed Adults

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Owner Of Puppy-Farmed Border Collie Living In 1 Bedroom City Apartment Says Nup To The Cup

Denmark Ignored By Everyone Over Danish Feta Naming Rights Because Nobody Cares About Denmark

Cleary Forced To Uproot His Life And Move To Spain After Fowler Signs For Real Madrid

Nathan Cleary Spotted Getting Sized Up For A Purple Suit At Perth Tailor Following Matildas Win

Heavily Lawyered Up NRL Superstars Finally Able To Prove Their Innocence In The Face Of Lying Senior Cops, Which Makes Ya Wonder What Happens To The Young Indigenous Men Who Don't Have Access To The Best Legal Representation In The Country

Poor Woman Who Innocently Asked Bloke About His Tool Shirt Given Thirty Minute Lecture On Polyrhythms

“Cruise Ships Are Just Full Of Gastro” Says Millennial Who Lost 15 Kilos In Bali

Local Weirdo Who Usually Dresses as Ledger’s Joker Each Year, Goes Full Creep And Turns Up As Jigsaw

Family Run Mountain Cafe Giving Very Culty Vibes

Swiftie Informs Boyfriend They’ll Be Doing Taylor Swift And Travis Kelce Costumes For Halloween

Local Woman Attributes Strong Immune System To Taking Chomps Out Of The PCYC Pool Noodles As A Kid

Nation Patiently Waits For Documentary About The World’s Actual Greatest Pop Culture Power Couple

Shutting The Fuck Up About Something You Know Nothing About Simply Not Okay, Says Melbourne

Brisbane Mum Says She Might Be Biased But Poincianas In Full Bloom Shit All Over Jacarandas

A Guide To The Only 6 Hobbies You’re Allowed To Choose From When You’re A Man In Your Mid Thirties

Wallabies Coach Eddie Jones Pulls a Beyonce on Rugby Australia

Jada Pinkett Smith Reveals True Soulmate Was Canadian Actor And ‘Enthusiastic Lover’ John Candy

Girlfriend Coming Back From Bottomless Brunch Craves Human Flesh

Local Midwife Has Baby Advice That Contradicts Everything The Other Midwife Said On Previous Shift

Local Woman Finds Herself Thinking About That Dog They Sent Into Space Again

Bloke Scrolling Girlfriend’s Notes App For Groceries Finds Weird List With His Handsome Mates Names On It