Alan Carr's 'Life's a Beach'

Alan Carr's 'Life's a Beach'

Life’s A Beach sees Alan giving Judith Chalmers and Michael Palin a run for their money as he invites a famous guest each week to discuss their favourite places in the world. Bursting with anecdotes, laidback chat and laugh out loud travel tales - if this podcast was a suitcase you’d have to sit on it. “My Life’s A Beach podcast is the escapism we ALL need right now. I sat down and chatted with some of my famous friends about everything travel. From caravanning in Rhyl to private jetting to the Maldives, my guests spill the beans on their holiday horrors and dream destinations. Let’s face it: we might not have the sun on our faces, but after a listen to this you’ll definitely have a smile” – ALAN CARR
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Rylan Clark is BACK on board! ✈️ The presenter, radio host and professional oversharer joins Alan Carr for a flight packed with outrageous holiday stories, questionable decisions and some very strong opinions about pillows. Rylan reveals the time he became “Josh”, a family lawyer, on a solo trip to Barcelona, only for his real identity to catch up with him. He revisits that legendary naked pool party with Alan, tells us tales of India and shares the story of filling an entire hotel room with a thousand pillows. Plus; a terrifying tuk-tuk ride, being stranded in Nice, and why travelling with Rob Rinder has changed the way Rylan sees the world. Rylan’s back, baby. Buckle up! 00:00 Welcome back Rylan Clark! 01:02 Stranded in Nice before his radio show 01:58 The unforgettable trip to Varanasi 03:51 Rylan’s BAFTA win 04:49 The perks of filming travel shows 05:13 Why Rylan is scared of everything 06:14 The Greek Odyssey’s disappointing destination 08:33 Rylan’s mum and her holiday warnings 09:10 How travel has…

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S11 EP7: Rylan Clark: Fake Names, Naked Swimming & A Thousand Pillows

Rylan Clark is BACK on board! ✈️ The presenter, radio host and professional oversharer joins Alan Carr for a flight packed with outrageous holiday stories, questionable decisions and some very strong opinions about pillows. Rylan reveals the time he became “Josh”, a family lawyer, on a solo trip to Barcelona, only for his real identity to catch up with him. He revisits that legendary naked pool party with Alan, tells us tales of India and shares the story of filling an entire hotel room with a thousand pillows. Plus; a terrifying tuk-tuk ride, being stranded in Nice, and why travelling with Rob Rinder has changed the way Rylan sees the world. Rylan’s back, baby. Buckle up! 00:00 Welcome back Rylan Clark! 01:02 Stranded in Nice before his radio show 01:58 The unforgettable trip to Varanasi 03:51 Rylan’s BAFTA win 04:49 The perks of filming travel shows 05:13 Why Rylan is scared of everything 06:14 The Greek Odyssey’s disappointing destination 08:33 Rylan’s mum and her holiday warnings 09:10 How travel has…

19 Oct 2026
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S11 EP6: Skylar Astin: Cabaret, Sicily & The Golden Girls

Skylar Astin is on board! ✈️ The Pitch Perfect actor and singer joins Captain Alan for a very entertaining flight, talking about his love of holidays, life in London and starring as the Emcee in Cabaret at the Kit Kat Club. Skylar reveals his favourite destinations in Italy, his dream of visiting Australia, and the time he nearly wasn’t allowed in South Africa. Plus a very awkward encounter with the lead singer of Weezer, some questionable holiday food, a serious appreciation of dogs and an unexpected rendition of The Golden Girls. (Shout out to @finallyaaron on Tiktok) Catch Skylar Astin as the Emcee in Cabaret at the Kit Kat Club in London: https://kitkat.club/ 00:00 Welcome aboard Skylar Astin01:24 Skylar’s hotel room hack02:36 Why Skylar loves London05:09 Skylar’s Gloucestershire wedding06:01 Playing the Emcee in Cabaret07:26 Inside the Kit Kat Club08:45 The Golden Girls theme tune remix10:09 Skylar’s favourite holiday destinations11:20 Discovering Sicily12:32 Alan’s €1 houses in Sicily13:33 Skylar’s…

12 Oct 2026
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S11 EP5: Tamer Hassan: Cyprus, Danny Dyer & The British J-Lo

Tamer Hassan is on board! ✈️ The actor joins Alan Carr to talk luxury holidays, Hollywood and his very particular approach to travelling - including why he packs 25 suitcases for a weekend. Tamer reveals the time he ended up naked in a hot tub with Danny Dyer and why Gemma Collins gave him the nickname “the British J-Lo”. We hear about his love of Cyprus, playing Tony Pike in an upcoming film about the legendary Ibiza hotelier, and his latest film Rise of the Footsoldier: Retribution. As well as a new music project with father-son duo Chris & Reece. Plus: celebrity encounters, airport behaviour, acting ambitions and a very revealing quick-fire round. 00:00 Welcome aboard Tamer Hassan01:01 Why Cyprus is Tamer’s paradise01:40 Turtle Beach and Cypriot food03:30 Why he packs 25 suitcases04:47 Rise of the Footsoldier: Retribution07:08 Tamer’s next big films12:13 Tamer is playing Tony Pike13:20 Tamer’s perfect kind of holiday14:12 Why he’d rather find the sleazy places14:32 Naked in a hot tub with Danny Dyer16:59…

05 Oct 2026
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S11 EP4: Justin Hawkins: Crock of Hits, Lady Gaga & Switzerland

Justin Hawkins is on board! 🤘 The Darkness frontman joins Alan for a very entertaining flight, talking about touring, life in Switzerland, his famously transformed teeth, holidaying with Lady Gaga on her private jet, vegan travel, his love of bleak seaside towns and why he’d happily spend his final years in Lowestoft. Plus, Alan and Justin revisit their disastrous water-skiing days, debate the joys of arena touring and get into the strange world of airport security and discuss whether they'll spend Christmas together. The Darkness Crock of Hits is out on 27th November, followed by their arena tour later this year. https://www.thedarknesslive.com/tour-dates/ Subscribe and join us for the flight! 00:00 Welcome aboard Justin Hawkins01:22 Alan and Justin’s disastrous water-skiing02:29 The infamous Celebrity Ding Dong03:43 What kind of traveller is Justin?05:03 Justin’s secret to being good at darts06:57 The ape index08:06 Justin’s life in Switzerland10:47 Life on tour vs life at home11:29 The beauty of…

28 Sep 2026
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S11 EP3: Daniel Foxx - Billionaire Babies, Bali disasters & a Wrestling Ex

Daniel Foxx joins Alan Carr on Life’s A Beach fresh from his sell-out Edinburgh Fringe run - and he’s got stories. From travelling like a “middle-aged mum” and discovering a very particular lesbian ice creamery in Melbourne, to spotting Prue Leith and Paul Hollywood in business class, Daniel has a lot to report. There’s also his new book, Fairytales for Privileged Children, the inside scoop from nannies working for ultra-rich families, and his split from his professional wrestler ex, which features highly in his new show How Lovely. Plus: how to get an upgrade, why you can't eat your feelings in Bali and the exact circumstances under which Daniel would join the Mile High Club. Daniel Foxx’s How Lovely is on tour now https://linktr.ee/danielfoxxtour, and Fairytales for Privileged Children is out this month https://sl1nk.com/j9c9ubx. 00:00 Welcome aboard with Daniel Foxx01:58 What kind of traveller is Daniel?02:11 The lesbian ice creamery in Melbourne03:55 Melbourne vs Sydney04:34 Why are all the gays doing…

20 Sep 2026